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Marco Rubio Declines To Say How Old He Thinks The Earth Is — Declares He Is “Not A Scientist,” Proves He Is A Coward
By
Ian Chant
Nov 19th
Dutch Police Request DNA to Solve Cold Case, Alleged Murderer Submits His Own
By
Rollin Bishop
Nov 19th
Researchers Reveal Science Behind Penguin Snuggling
By
Ian Chant
Nov 19th
The Newest Version of Android Dislikes The Holidays, Doesn’t Include December
By
Mike Epstein
Nov 18th
“Singing” Shower Head Makes Sure No One Can Tell When You Sing Off-Key
By
Mike Epstein
Nov 17th
Leaked Taliban Mailing List Reveals Media Contacts, but No Cat GIFs
By
Mike Epstein
Nov 17th
Gene That Determines If You’re A Night Owl Or An Early Bird Also Makes A Handy Death Clock
By
Ian Chant
Nov 16th
All-Female Species Survives by Stealing DNA of Other Animals
By
Glen Tickle
Nov 16th
Progeny’s Piracy Not Problem of Parents, Preteen Pirates Probably Pleased
By
Rollin Bishop
Nov 16th
High School Gamers Better At Operating Robotic Surgical Equipment Than Surgeons
By
Ian Chant
Nov 16th
Google Wants to Launch Their Own Cellular Network, Compete With the Likes of AT&T
By
Rollin Bishop
Nov 16th
Google Maps Could Return to iOS, Apple Users Can Stop Asking For Directions Like Savages
By
Glen Tickle
Nov 15th
Researchers Boost Shared Wi-Fi Signal Strength Up to 700%, Coffee Shop Patrons Rejoice
By
Glen Tickle
Nov 15th
Tycho Brahe Was Not Poisoned, Had A Brass Nose, Say Researchers Who Dug Up His Corpse
By
Ian Chant
Nov 15th
Amazon Starts Premature Holiday Shopping Season With Early Kindle HD Release
By
Glen Tickle
Nov 15th
Misanthropes Rejoice! Facebook Adds Pages Only View, Hides Your Friends
By
Glen Tickle
Nov 15th
Thieves Steal $1.5 Million Worth of iPad Minis in Daring Airport Heist
By
Rollin Bishop
Nov 15th
Bored Animals Do What You Do When Bored, Pretty Much Lay In Bed Eating All Day
By
Ian Chant
Nov 14th
RFID Program Could Help the Elderly Be Independent, Is Also Creepy
By
Glen Tickle
Nov 14th
Pig Genome Sequenced, Holds Great News For Human Transplant Therapies, Bacon Production
By
Ian Chant
Nov 14th
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