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‘They still get paid:’ New Jersey woman orders Uber. Then she catches him sitting in car for 15 minutes instead of picking her up

By Nov 15th
‘Home run’: Tennessee Woman orders Too Good to Go seafood bags from Whole Foods. Then she sees what she gets for $9.99

By Nov 15th
‘I think he stole your groceries’: Mom orders from Walmart+. She sees that shopper is a man and expects mistakes—she hates that she was right

By Nov 15th
‘All this over some Coors light’: New York Instacart shopper has to call the cops on a customer. Was he valid?

By Nov 14th
Megan Thee Stallion’s biggest defender logged on, and he might be the perfect boyfriend

By Nov 14th
‘Report them’: Teachers put down own credit cards for buses to Disney World in Orlando. Then Charter Up won’t refund them the $18K it accidentally charged

By Nov 14th
‘That’s rich from a guy who’s been married 3 times’: Donald Trump cracks jokes about having multiple wives during a chat with Syrian president

By Nov 14th
‘They are panicking’: Karoline Leavitt is in full meltdown mode after Trump’s name pops up in Epstein’s emails

By Nov 14th
Kim Kardashian isn’t a fan of the Etsy witch

By Nov 14th
‘Cannot wait to see the MAGA spin on this one’: Rep. Robert Garcia reveals that he received about 23,000 bombshells related to Jeffrey Epstein

By Nov 14th
Hasan Piker is absolutely right about Gal Gadot

By Nov 14th
‘He started raising his voice at my dad’: Mexican-American woman goes to Austin Home Depot with her dad. Then a worker intervenes

By Nov 14th
The Jonas Brothers’ Scott Kelly saga keeps getting funnier

By Nov 14th
‘This sounds like a doctor visit report’: Southwest Airlines passenger catches seatmate writing journal entry. Then she sees what he says about her

By Nov 14th
‘LITERALLY MADE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH!’: Florida woman buys Chick-fil-A Chick-n-Minis. Then she takes a bite

By Nov 14th
‘Walmart has a habit of doing that’: Sam’s Club customer pays $15.44 for 3.23 lbs of Member’s Mark all natural turkey breast. Then she weighs it

By Nov 14th
‘I’m gonna have to have security come over and arrest you’: New York woman starts carrying knife. Then she forgets she has it—until she goes through TSA

By Nov 13th
‘You are like the third person I’ve seen’: Dallas woman makes Totino’s Pizza Rolls. Then she goes to take a bite

By Nov 13th
‘Two months of paid vacation’: Jim McGovern just torched Republicans with ‘missing person posters’ after their eight-week disappearing act

By Nov 13th
‘She DID NOT hold back’: Adelita Grijalva torches Mike Johnson moments after he’s sworn in, accusing him of abusing power

By Nov 13th