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Hallelujah! Donald Trump Is Banned From Twitter!

By Chelsea Steiner Jan 9th
Facebook Suspends Trump’s Account Indenfinitely

By Jessica Mason Jan 7th
Twitter’s Bean Dad Is a Metaphor for our Broken Country

By Chelsea Steiner Jan 3rd
Man Scandalized by “Obscene” Tweet About Tampons in 2021

By Chelsea Steiner Jan 2nd
Dionne Warwick’s Twitter Account Is the Black Auntie Hug I’m Wrapping Myself in Right Now

By Briana Lawrence Dec 18th
The First Reactions to Wonder Woman 1984 Are Here!

By Chelsea Steiner Dec 5th
Donald Trump Is Still Threatening to Defund the Military Because Twitter Is Mean to Him

By Vivian Kane Dec 4th
“Sky Daddy” Is Trending Because Abortion Clinic Escorts Are the Absolute Best

By Vivian Kane Dec 1st
Let’s All Laugh at Trump’s Tiny Widdle Baby Desk

By Chelsea Steiner Nov 28th
Things We Saw Today: Everyone Is Talking About the Best Songs From Fake Musicians

By Rachel Leishman Nov 23rd
The Internet Agrees: Gaston Would Have Voted for Trump

By Chelsea Steiner Nov 22nd
Twitter Introduces New Features, Still Won’t Give Us a Goddamn Edit Button

By Chelsea Steiner Nov 17th
Old Man Yells at Cloud

By Chelsea Steiner Nov 15th
The Dean Browning/”Dan Purdy”/Patti LaBelle Mystery That Took Over Twitter Yesterday, Explained

By Vivian Kane Nov 11th
Anderson Cooper Called Twitter “Clitter” and We Needed That Laugh Right Now

By Chelsea Steiner Nov 5th
We’re Here for These Voting in 2016 vs. Voting in 2020 Memes

By Chelsea Steiner Nov 3rd
LOL Kim Kardashian’s “Humble” Birthday Tweet Gets the Meme Treatment

By Rachel Leishman Oct 27th
A Once-Banned Buffy Episode the Perfect Depiction of Being on Social Media in 2020

By Jessica Mason Oct 27th
Mitch McConnell Would Like You To Know He’s Perfectly Fine

By Kaila Hale-Stern Oct 23rd
Donald Trump’s Twitter Account Was Hacked Because His Password Was Literally Just “MAGA2020!”

By Vivian Kane Oct 22nd