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This Has To Be an Early April Fools Joke, Right? … Right?

By Madeline CarpouMar 31st
Twitter Thinks This ‘Spiral Art’ Glass Christmas Tree Is Suspiciously Shaped

By Madeline CarpouNov 14th
I Wish I Could Unsee This Mitch McConnell Sex Toy but at Least It’s for a Good Cause

By Vivian KaneOct 6th
Things We Saw Today: The ‘Futurama’ & ‘Yu-Gi-Oh!’ Crossover You Didn’t Know You Needed

By Alyssa ShotwellSep 16th
Yes, THAT Prop From ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ Is Now Real

By Alyssa ShotwellJun 17th
Broad City Sex Toys Are Now a Thing You Can Own

By Teresa JusinoAug 9th
Here’s Peter Jackson Waving a Dildo Flag on Last Week Tonight

By Carolyn CoxFeb 16th
Things We Saw Today: Agent Carter Is Headed to Hollywoodland

By Jill PantozziJul 1st
Fashion Website Uses Disney Princesses to Endorse its Vibrators, Presumably Has Great Legal Team

By Carolyn CoxFeb 23rd
Crowdfunded Open-Source Vibrating Dildo Seems Like Ambitious Project

By Susana PoloJan 15th
Things We Saw Today: Hasbro’s Replacement Play-Doh Penis Toy

By Carolyn CoxDec 31st
An Update: Play-Doh Is Redesigning The “Extruder” Toy That Looks Like a Penis

By Victoria McNallyDec 30th
Penis-Shaped Play-Doh Toy Ruins Christmas for Uptight People Everywhere

By Dan Van WinkleDec 30th
Well… Fleshlight Made That iPad Case a Reality (NSFW… Like… at All) [Updated]

By Glen TickleJun 27th
Tech Perverts, Your Dreams Have Come True: You Can Now Design And 3D Print Your Own Dildo

By Victoria McNallyJun 6th
Things We Saw Today: An Upworthy Translator

By Susana PoloJan 24th
Never Lose A Sex Toy Again With This “Pleasure Products Organizer” Kickstarter

By Victoria McNallyDec 20th
Jennifer Lawrence Talked About Her “Copious Amount” of Butt Plugs on Conan

By Glen TickleDec 19th
The Mary Sue Received An Interesting Superhero Package In The Mail Today (NSFW)

By Jill PantozziSep 20th
NSFW: Black Widow & Hawkeye Aren’t Left Out Of This Fake Avengers Sex Toy Line

By Jill PantozziAug 10th