So interesting, in fact, we can’t post an image of it on our front page. If you’d like to find out what it is, click ahead but be forewarned: NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
Remember when we posted those fake,
Avengers-themed sex toys? Well, apparently Doc Johnson took notice and decided to send us a care, ahem, package of the real deal.
There's no cross domain hackery or tracking voodoo, it's just some sweet jQuery animations.
Please, think of the animations.
In the meantime, enjoy the html version below. I guess. If that's your thing.
Apologies to Starman Jack Knight, we wanted to have a regular size action figure to show scale.
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It’s their entire collection of “
Super Hung Heroes,” (Rock Hard Man, The Amazing Web Shooter, The Incredible Hunk, and The Caped Cock). It disrupted the entire office for a good 15 minutes and it was the perfect way to end a rough week. Thank you, Doc Johnson.
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