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Oh No! Stolen Picasso and Other Paintings Potentially Burned to Ash

By Jul 18th
Dog Gives Away Burglary Suspect’s Hiding Place

By Jul 17th
Things We Saw Today: Jedi Michonne Gets a Weapons Upgrade To Fight Zombie Stormtroopers

By Jul 8th
The Farting Policeman: Officer’s Flatulence Helps Bust Pot Grow-Op

By Jun 14th
British Burglar Gives Police The Runaround, Expands House Arrest Area To Whole Block

By May 20th
Smuggled Tyrannosaur Skeleton Returned to Its Rightful Home

By May 6th
Police Released Images of Marathon Bombers To Take Hold Of Investigation From Online Detectives

By Apr 22nd
British Batman Goes Rogue, Is Arrested For Burglary

By Apr 19th
Don’t Do That: Man Stabs Girlfriend and Her Father in Argument Over PlayStation

By Apr 18th
Maine Hermit Suspected in More Than 1,000 Burglaries Over 27 Years

By Apr 11th
Man Tries to Win Back Ex-Wife by Blowing Her Up, Perfects Art of Doing It Wrong

By Apr 5th
Guy Who Tried to Sneak Back Into Jail’s Going Back to Jail, Totally Fine With That

By Apr 5th
Brain Scans Used to Predict Reoffending Criminals, Reality Edges Closer to Minority Report

By Mar 26th
Man Gets 18 Months in Prison for Home Invasion With Semen-Filled Squirt Gun

By Mar 22nd
British Batman Drops Suspect Off At Police Station

By Mar 4th
Thieves Steal Emu From Australian Wildlife Park, Leave Staff More Confused Than Angry

By Feb 13th
Moron Fakes Own Kidnapping to Extort $2,000 Out of His (Probably Now Ex-) Girlfriend

By Jan 25th
Stray Dog Steals 400,000 Rupees From Indian Businessman

By Jan 18th
New York Pill Bottles Get GPS Tags to Combat Drug Theft

By Jan 15th
Minority Report Precog-Like Software Being Tested In Baltimore And Philadelphia To Predict Crimes

By Jan 12th