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Reserve Now If You Want To Dine At A Florida Mcdonald’s Tonight

By Carolyn Cox Feb 14th
Guy Reserved Every Other Seat in a Movie Theater So Couples Couldn’t Sit Together on Valentine’s Day

By Dan Van Winkle Feb 14th
Take Your Makeouts (And Also Your Nightmares) to The Next Level With This Kissing Practice Pillow

By Victoria McNally Feb 14th
Tell Someone You Think They’re Alright With These JL8 Valentines

By Glen Tickle Feb 14th
Pacific Rim Valentines For Your Jaeger Co-Pilot

By Rebecca Pahle Feb 14th
More Than Two Dozen Last Minute Geeky Valentines for You Lazy Good-For-Nothings

By Susana Polo Feb 13th
Kitchen Overlord Has a Recipe for Custom Candy Hearts That Don’t Taste Like Chalky Ass

By Glen Tickle Feb 13th
If You Love Pizza Hut so Much Why Don’t You Marry It? Or at Least Check Out Its OKCupid Profile

By Glen Tickle Feb 12th
This Website Lets You Make Your Own Candy Hearts, So We Made Some Nerdy Ones for You

By Victoria McNally Feb 12th
Things We Saw Today: Doctor Whoodies

By Rebecca Pahle Feb 6th
14 Robot Valentine’s Day Cards To Warm Your Cold Mechanical Heart

By Victoria McNally Feb 6th
Library Helps Teens Protest Valentines, Deface Romance Novels

By Carolyn Cox Feb 5th
The Best Valentine’s Day Cards To Buy For Your Favorite Geek

By Rebecca Pahle Feb 4th
Woo Your Nerdy Valentine By Comparing Yourself To Gollum, Because That’ll Work

By Victoria McNally Feb 3rd
Be A Love Jedi With These Star Wars Valentine Gift Ideas

By Carolyn Cox Jan 28th
Small Child Explains Why Cyclops Hates Valentines Day

By Susana Polo Feb 15th
Chubby Checker Would Like You to Stop Using His Name to Guess Penis Sizes

By Glen Tickle Feb 14th
How, Uh, Romantic? Name a Bronx Zoo Cockroach After Your Sweetheart for Valentine’s Day

By Ian Chant Feb 14th
Happy Valentine’s Day! Here Are Some of Our Favorite Geeky Cards From Around the Web

By Rebecca Pahle Feb 14th
Chris Hadfield’s #ValentineFromSpace Is Pretty Much The Most Adorable Thing Ever

By Ian Chant Feb 14th