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Ted Cruz Caught Napping During Presidential Address, Probably Dreaming of Cancun

Senator Ted Cruz was caught "sleeping" during President Joe Biden's joint address and honestly, we're tired of the lying and scheming that is this man.

Ted Cruz looks directly into the camera while reaching for his coffee during a Senate hearing.

Ted Cruz’s Argument Against Gun Control Could Do With Some Self-Awareness

"Every time there’s a shooting." "After every mass shooting." Ted Cruz, do you really not see the problem here?

Padme lamenting the death of democracy in Revenge of the Sith.

That’s Not How Star Wars Works, Ted Cruz

In another installment of Ted Cruz Doesn't Know Pop Culture, he decided to try to talk about Star Wars again and aged me 10 years in the process.

Rey looks over her shoulder in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.

Daisy Ridley Isn’t Here For Ted Cruz’s Dig at Rey

When it comes down to it, I'd always rather be the strong and powerful Rey than anything Ted Cruz deems "worthy" of his approval.

Ted Cruz looks directly into the camera while reaching for his coffee during a Senate hearing.

Here’s Who Ted Cruz Is Blaming Now

Ted Cruz is still finding new ways to deflect responsibility for abandoning his constituents during a devastating storm.

Senator Ted Cruz atends the confirmation hearing for Merrick Garland.

Cancún Ted Cruz Really Should Be Practicing Self-Quarantine, Not Having a Photo-Op

Instead of going for an obvious photo-op, Ted Cruz needs to be self-quarantining and protecting other Texans from himself.

Senator Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz’s Neighbors Bring Out the Chat Receipts and Expose More Lies

You know you're a piece of garbage when even your neighbors rat you out and bring all the receipts. That's what happened with Ted Cruz and his Cancún trip!

WASHINGTON, DC - AUGUST 04: Senate Judiciary Subcommittee Chairman Ted Cruz (R-TX) questions witnesses during a hearing about "anarchist violence" in the Dirksen Senate Office Building on Capitol Hill August 04, 2020 in Washington, DC. The subcommittee heard from a variety of witnesses on topics ranging from peaceful protest by Black Lives Matter demonstrators to actions by the decentralized antifascist group known as antifa in Portland, Oregon. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Everyone Is Making Fun of Ted “I Wasn’t Staying in Mexico” Cruz

You know who isn't helping the state of Texas? Texas Senator Ted Cruz, who flew off to Mexico and then threw his family under the bus when he was spotted.

Ted Cruz speaks during a Senate hearing.

Ted Cruz Goes to Cancun During Deadly Ice Storm. What a POS.

Ted Cruz, the U.S. Senator for Texas, apparently decided to go to Cancun while his state is ravaged by a deadly ice storm. What a POS.

carrie fisher as princess leia in star wars

Stop Talking About Star Wars, Ted Cruz and the Trump Fan Posse

I just want someone to explain this logic to me? But then I have to remember it's Ted Cruz and he's talking out his ass so there is no logic. He just hears button words like Star Wars and runs with it.