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Here’s Who Ted Cruz Is Blaming Now

By Feb 23rd
Cancún Ted Cruz Really Should Be Practicing Self-Quarantine, Not Having a Photo-Op

By Feb 22nd
Ted Cruz’s Neighbors Bring Out the Chat Receipts and Expose More Lies

By Feb 19th
Everyone Is Making Fun of Ted “I Wasn’t Staying in Mexico” Cruz

By Feb 18th
Ted Cruz Goes to Cancun During Deadly Ice Storm. What a POS.

By Feb 18th
Stop Talking About Star Wars, Ted Cruz and the Trump Fan Posse

By Feb 11th
Ted Cruz Demonstrates Once Again That There’s Not a Single Piece of Pop Culture He Actually Understands

By Feb 2nd
AOC Slams Ted Cruz on Twitter Over His Role in the Capitol Riots

By Jan 28th
Ted Cruz Compares Journalists to the Borg, Clearly Doesn’t Understand Star Trek

By Jan 26th
Seth Rogen Repeatedly Schooling Ted Cruz on Twitter Is Proof We Don’t Have Time for Fascists

By Jan 26th
Seth Rogen Schools Failed Fascist Ted Cruz on Twitter To Our Delight

By Jan 21st
Ted Cruz Jokes About COVID-19 as Cases Skyrocket Across the Country

By Nov 10th
LOL: Ted Cruz Mocked for Worrying Charles Manson, Who Is Dead, Might Vote

By Oct 14th
Professional Ignoramus Ted Cruz Just Called Contraception “Abortion-Inducing Drugs”

By Oct 13th
The Princess Bride Cast Reunites to Troll Ted Cruz on Twitter

By Sep 6th
Ted Cruz Claims Pregnancy Isn’t Life-Threatening, Women Everywhere Correct Him

By Sep 3rd
Chris Evans Explains Why He Took a Picture With Ted Cruz & Discusses His Plan to Create More Informed Voters

By Aug 27th
Twitter Feud Between Ron Perlman and Ted Cruz Continues to Get Weirder

By Jun 15th
Eric Trump and Ted Cruz Jump to the Defense of … Paw Patrol?

By Jun 11th
Ted Cruz Is Wasting All Our Time

By May 21st