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That’s Not How Star Wars Works, Ted Cruz

By Rachel Leishman Feb 26th
Daisy Ridley Isn’t Here For Ted Cruz’s Dig at Rey

By Rachel Leishman Feb 24th
Here’s Who Ted Cruz Is Blaming Now

By Vivian Kane Feb 23rd
Cancún Ted Cruz Really Should Be Practicing Self-Quarantine, Not Having a Photo-Op

By Lyra Hale Feb 22nd
Ted Cruz’s Neighbors Bring Out the Chat Receipts and Expose More Lies

By Lyra Hale Feb 19th
Everyone Is Making Fun of Ted “I Wasn’t Staying in Mexico” Cruz

By Rachel Leishman Feb 18th
Ted Cruz Goes to Cancun During Deadly Ice Storm. What a POS.

By Lyra Hale Feb 18th
Stop Talking About Star Wars, Ted Cruz and the Trump Fan Posse

By Rachel Leishman Feb 11th
Ted Cruz Demonstrates Once Again That There’s Not a Single Piece of Pop Culture He Actually Understands

By Vivian Kane Feb 2nd
AOC Slams Ted Cruz on Twitter Over His Role in the Capitol Riots

By Chelsea Steiner Jan 28th
Ted Cruz Compares Journalists to the Borg, Clearly Doesn’t Understand Star Trek

By Chelsea Steiner Jan 26th
Seth Rogen Repeatedly Schooling Ted Cruz on Twitter Is Proof We Don’t Have Time for Fascists

By Lyra Hale Jan 26th
Seth Rogen Schools Failed Fascist Ted Cruz on Twitter To Our Delight

By Chelsea Steiner Jan 21st
Ted Cruz Jokes About COVID-19 as Cases Skyrocket Across the Country

By Chelsea Steiner Nov 10th
LOL: Ted Cruz Mocked for Worrying Charles Manson, Who Is Dead, Might Vote

By Rachel Leishman Oct 14th
Professional Ignoramus Ted Cruz Just Called Contraception “Abortion-Inducing Drugs”

By Vivian Kane Oct 13th
The Princess Bride Cast Reunites to Troll Ted Cruz on Twitter

By Chelsea Steiner Sep 6th
Ted Cruz Claims Pregnancy Isn’t Life-Threatening, Women Everywhere Correct Him

By Chelsea Steiner Sep 3rd
Chris Evans Explains Why He Took a Picture With Ted Cruz & Discusses His Plan to Create More Informed Voters

By Vivian Kane Aug 27th
Twitter Feud Between Ron Perlman and Ted Cruz Continues to Get Weirder

By Jessica Mason Jun 15th