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Ted Cruz Is Wasting All Our Time

By Chelsea Steiner May 21st
Why Chris Evans Took a Picture With Ted Cruz

By Jessica Mason Feb 14th
Ted Cruz Just Accidentally Gave a Really Compelling Argument in Favor of Bernie Sanders

By Vivian Kane Feb 11th
What on Earth Are Alyssa Milano & Ted Cruz Hoping to Get Out of a Gun Control Debate?

By Vivian Kane Sep 6th
Everyone Rated David Fincher Movies and If You Didn’t Say Zodiac Was the Best, You’re Wrong

By Rachel Leishman Aug 29th
Twitter Temporarily Suspended That Vile Anti-Abortion Movie & Now Ted Cruz Is Getting the Senate Involved

By Vivian Kane Apr 9th
Why Yes, Veep’s Jonah Ryan Is Based on Ted Cruz

By Vivian Kane Apr 3rd
Watch Ted Cruz and Beto O’Rourke Get Roasted by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

By Chelsea Steiner Nov 6th
“Beautiful Ted” Is Maybe the Worst Ted Cruz Meme Yet

By Rachel Leishman Oct 24th
This Crowdfunding Campaign to Troll Ted Cruz and Donald Trump with a Billboard Gets Fully Funded

By Chelsea Steiner Sep 2nd
Texas GOP Tries to Smear Beto O’Rourke on Twitter, Only Makes Him Seem Cooler

By Chelsea Steiner Aug 29th
Beto O’Rourke Garners Celebrity Support for Understanding NFL Protests While Ted Cruz Continues Getting Everything Wrong

By Charline Jao Aug 24th
Ted Cruz Blames Mysterious Staffer for Liking a Porn Tweet on His Personal Account

By Kaila Hale-Stern Sep 13th
Republican Senators Have No Damn Idea Why They Want to Pass the AHCA

By Marykate Jasper Jun 17th
There Are More Ted Cruzes Than Women On the Senate Republicans’ Health Care Committee

By Marykate Jasper May 6th
Tatiana Maslany Shares Her Favorite German Word With Stephen Colbert

By Charline Jao Apr 1st
What Do the Presidential Candidates Think About NASA and Should You Care?

By Dan Van Winkle Feb 27th
Poll Says There Are Plenty of People Who Think Ted Cruz Is the Zodiac Killer

By Jessica Lachenal Feb 26th
GOP Candidates Keep Talking About Spanking Hillary Clinton, We Can’t Stop Rolling Our Eyes

By Jessica Lachenal Feb 3rd
Mandy Patinkin Wants Ted Cruz To Start Quoting Differently From The Princess Bride

By Carly Lane Dec 20th