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Barefoot’s Oreo Thins Wine Sold Out Immediately for Obvious Reasons

By Chelsea SteinerDec 10th
Have a Hankering For ~~Peeno~~ Pinot Noir? Kimmy Schmidt‘s Tituss Burgess Has You Covered

By Teresa JusinoMar 4th
Monday Cute: Zen-As-Fuck Cats Wearing Wine Glasses on Their Heads

By Carolyn CoxFeb 9th
With the Game of Thrones-Themed “Wines of Westeros,” We Can All Be Drunk Cersei

By Victoria McNallyJul 7th
Learn How To Make Whiskey Bongs With Tim Shaw, Star of Nat Geo’s None Of The Above

By Victoria McNallyMar 21st
Shut the Front Door, Starbucks To Sell Alcohol Across The US

By Carolyn CoxMar 21st
(Non-Alcoholic) Wine For Cats Is Now An Actual Thing You Can Buy

By Victoria McNallyOct 18th
Snake Bites Woman 3 Months After She Bottled It in Wine

By Glen TickleSep 12th
We Might Not Need Chemistry-Inspired Glassware, But We Sure Do Want Chemistry-Inspired Glassware

By Glen TickleJun 28th
5 Billion Second Rule: Mint Condition Roman Shipwreck Could Hide Delicious, 2,000-Year-Old Leftovers

By Ian ChantAug 9th
French Cows Down Two Bottles of Wine a Day, Not Asked for ID

By Rollin BishopJul 15th
6-Foot, Half-Ton Wine Rack Mech for Sale on Craigslist

By Eric LimerJun 14th
Meteorito is Wine with a 4.5 Billion Year Old Meteor In It

By Eric LimerFeb 9th
Car Fueled by Chocolate, Cheese and Wine, Sort Of

By Eric LimerAug 11th
In France, You Can Pump Your Own Wine by the Liter, Gas Station-Style

By Robert QuigleySep 14th