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Facebook and Eutelsat to Bring Space-Internet to Africa in 2016

By Oct 5th
Watch Live As NASA Launches Their Deep Space Climate Observatory Right Now!

By Feb 10th
Update: Sex Geckos on Russian Space Satellite All Reported Dead

By Sep 1st
John Oliver Celebrates Humanity’s Triumph Over Sexy Lizards With #WeGotThoseGeckos

By Aug 5th
Russia’s Sexy Space Geckos Memorialized Forever In Fantastic Poster

By Jul 31st
Real-Life Headline Alert: Russia Has Lost Control Of a Sex Satellite Filled With Geckos

By Jul 25th
NASA Giving Civilians Free Reign Over “Retired” Spacecraft

By May 22nd
European Satellite’s Fall from Orbit Was Harmless, Proving We Can Do Math

By Nov 11th
A Satellite Will Fall from Orbit over the Weekend, Please Don’t Overreact, Internet

By Nov 7th
New Pictures and Video of the Juno Satellite as It Flew by Earth on Its Way to Jupiter

By Oct 30th
Aw, Too Bad: North Korea’s Satellite is Probably Already Dead

By Dec 17th
You Can Now Interact With That Beautiful Map of the Earth at Night

By Dec 11th
There’s a New Island Forming in the Red Sea

By Jan 10th
DARPA is Developing a Spy Satellite to Stream Real-Time Video, See Any Target

By Dec 21st
UARS Satellite to Re-Enter Atmosphere Today, Probably Won't Hit North America

By Sep 23rd
Beautiful Film Made from Cassini Imagery [Video]

By Jun 2nd
NASA’s MESSENGER Probe Enters Orbit Around Mercury

By Mar 18th
NASA’s $420 Million Glory Satellite Crashes

By Mar 4th
NASA to Students: Help Crash our Satellite, Please?

By Sep 3rd
Nexus One Blasted 5 Miles Into the Sky [POV Video]

By Jul 30th