If you share my concern over the lack of representation reptile sex receives in the media, fear not: The Mary Sue has got the lusty-lizard beat on lock. Earlier this month we told you about Russia’s rogue sex satellite full of horny geckos (and all the ensuing commemorative artwork), and now John Oliver is here with the definitive update on humanity’s recapture of the randy reptile receptacle.
As pleased as I am that the geckos won’t go fucking gently into that good night, I also don’t want to live in a world where there are no more “lizard sex satellite” headlines. Here’s hoping that someone of influence recognizes the potential of the Russian reptiles and gives them the movie they deserve. #GoGetThoseGeckosHollywood!
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