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Rats officially have more reproductive rights than me in the US, so I guess I’m going to become a rat.

By Oct 1st
The Suicide Squad’s Breakout Rodent Sebastian Joins a Long Line of Heroic Rats

By Aug 10th
So Gerbils Are Pretty Cute, Right? WRONG, They Actually Caused The Black Plague

By Feb 24th
A “Soft But Stretchable” Neural Implant Helped These Paralyzed Rats Walk

By Jan 10th
Even Wild Mice Really Dig Running Around in Wheels

By May 21st
Study Shows Lab Rodents Lose Their Shit Around Men

By Apr 28th
Rats May Be off the Hook for that Whole “Spreading the Plague” Thing Thanks to New Research

By Mar 31st
Scientists Tickle Rats to Help Make Better Antidepressants

By Mar 28th
New York’s Rat Portal Map Reminds You Everything Is Disgusting

By Jan 27th
This Rat Found the Ultimate Exercise Wheel, Is Also a Metaphor for Futility

By Dec 13th
New Theory About Easter Island Claims Success Where Others Cry Failure

By Dec 10th
Researchers May Have Found a Scientific Explanation For Near Death Experiences

By Aug 14th
Brain-to-Brain Connection Established Between Humans and Rats

By Aug 1st
First Successful Interspecies Cell Transplants Could Pave the Way for Future Pig-to-Human Transplants

By Jul 12th
Being Lazy May Not Be Your Fault, Say Scientists Who Aren’t

By Apr 9th
To Sniff or Not to Sniff: Animals Display Social Hierarchy Through, Well, You Get the Idea

By Mar 8th
Iran Rolls Out Teams of Snipers to Battle Enormous Mutant Rats

By Feb 28th
Wired Telepathy: Neural Implants Let Two Rats Share One Thought

By Feb 28th
Japanese Researchers Build Robotic Rat Literally Just To Terrorize Actual Lab Rats

By Feb 13th
Bionic Whiskers Could Teach Humans A New Sense

By Nov 5th