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The Only Thing Anyone’s Watching Right Now: Former FBI Director Comey’s Hearing

By Dan Van Winkle Jun 8th
Former FBI Director Comey’s Trump Meeting Testimony Sounds Like a Bad Date

By Dan Van Winkle Jun 7th
New FBI Director Announced by Trump Tweet Because This Is the Most Irritating Possible Future

By Dan Van Winkle Jun 7th
Calling Trump’s Twitter a “Distraction” Is Letting Him off the Hook Too Easily

By Dan Van Winkle Jun 5th
Mayor of Pittsburgh, Entire World Dunks on Trump’s Climate Agreement Withdrawal

By Dan Van Winkle Jun 2nd
Covfefe Was Dead, and Then Sean Spicer Desecrated Its Corpse

By Dan Van Winkle May 31st
Trump Continues to Be as Terrible as He Is Nonsensical on Healthcare and Climate Change

By Dan Van Winkle May 31st
Let’s Help Paul Ryan Learn How to Use GIFs, Which He Just Learned Are a Thing

By Vivian Kane May 26th
Our International Embarrassment Tour Continues

By Dan Van Winkle May 25th
Pope: 1, Trump: 0 in Passive-Aggressive Gift Exchange

By Dan Van Winkle May 24th
Trump’s Holocaust Memorial Note Is … Unusual

By Dan Van Winkle May 23rd
Sinkhole Suddenly Consumes Land in Front of Mar-A-Lago, Subtlety

By Dan Van Winkle May 22nd
John Oliver Tries to Make Sense of Trump’s Watergate Speedrun With Last Week’s Deluge of News

By Dan Van Winkle May 22nd
Trump’s Saudi Arabia Visit Is an SNL Sketch Come to Life

By Dan Van Winkle May 21st
Is Spicer Just Trying to Get Trump Impeached Now That He’s out of the Country, or What?

By Dan Van Winkle May 19th
ABC’s The Mayor Might Be the Feel-Good Do-Something Political Show We Need

By Vivian Kane May 19th
Donald Trump Is Arguing With Donald Trump Over Special Counsel Investigating Russia Ties

By Dan Van Winkle May 18th
Putin Is Trolling Us Even More Brazenly Than Usual

By Dan Van Winkle May 17th
Past Comments on Intel Carelessness Come Back to Bite GOP Because the Internet Is Forever

By Dan Van Winkle May 16th
Allow Me, a Simple English Major, to Decode FBI Director Comey’s Goodbye Letter

By Kaila Hale-Stern May 11th