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Oh Great, Now Racism and Xenophobia Are Apparently “Cultural Anxiety”

By Dan Van Winkle May 9th
Meme Spawns Instantly out of Bro’s Sad, Xenophobic Self-Own

By Dan Van Winkle May 9th
Jimmy Kimmel Is Not Messing Around in Taking His Healthcare Critics to Task

By Dan Van Winkle May 9th
The Internet Is Loving Sally Yates Handing Republican Senators Their Asses

By Dan Van Winkle May 8th
Trump Accidentally(?) Praised Universal Healthcare as His Own Bill Was Universally Panned

By Dan Van Winkle May 5th
Once Again, Discriminatory Executive Order Is Why No One’s Sorry for Calling Trump Voters Bigots

By Dan Van Winkle May 3rd
It’s Scary That Playing “Republican or Handmaid’s Tale?” Is So Hard

By Dan Van Winkle May 2nd
Whoops! Republican Actually Says What They’re All Thinking About Who Deserves Healthcare

By Dan Van Winkle May 2nd
Trump Canceling Michelle Obama’s “Let Girls Learn” Program Is Peak Vindictive Baby

By Dan Van Winkle May 1st
It’s a Handmaid’s Tale Holiday: Our First May Day Living in This IRL Gilead

By Vivian Kane May 1st
Trump Says He Doesn’t Know Why the Civil War Happened. Let’s Help Him Out.

By Dan Van Winkle May 1st
Donald Trump Is Actually Doing a Great Job … at Showing the Presidency’s Limits

By Dan Van Winkle Apr 26th
Canada Is Today’s Ally That Donald Trump Wants to Pick a Stupid Fight With

By Dan Van Winkle Apr 25th
We’re Stuck With Sean Spicer for the Saddest, Most Obvious Reason

By Dan Van Winkle Apr 24th
John Oliver Tears Down the Absurd Notion of “Moderating Influences” Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner

By Dan Van Winkle Apr 24th
Neil deGrasse Tyson Drops the Mic on the Problem of Science Denial in America

By Dan Van Winkle Apr 21st
Watch Stephen Colbert Pretend to Mourn His “Papa Bear” Bill O’Reilly

By Kaila Hale-Stern Apr 20th
Fox News Finally Got Rid of Bill O’Reilly After Reveal of Harassment They Tried to Keep Quiet

By Dan Van Winkle Apr 19th
DREAMer Deported Under Trump Administration While Racist Congress Rep. Celebrates

By Dan Van Winkle Apr 19th
Apartment Building Bans Balcony Banners After Real-World Anti-Trump Subtweet

By Dan Van Winkle Apr 19th