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This is Not a Drill: There’s a Gundam Burger at McDonald’s

By Kirsten Carey Jun 15th
To Celebrate Riverdale, Netflix Gave Us Cole Sprouse Burger Porn

By Kaila Hale-Stern May 16th
Things We Saw Today: Man Legally Changes Name to “Bacon Double Cheeseburger”

By Carly Lane Feb 28th
Watch Nick Offerman and Jimmy Fallon Totally “Lady and the Tramp” a Kielbasa

By Jessica Lachenal Nov 10th
Red Robin’s Terminator Genisys Burger Reminds Us Robots Don’t Eat

By Jill Pantozzi Jun 19th
This New Hamburglar Commercial Just Raises Even More Questions

By Jessica Lachenal May 13th
But Why, Though? McDonald’s Reboots the Hamburglar as a Legit Creeper

By Jill Pantozzi May 6th
To Ham and to Hold: Burger King to Pay for (And Cater?) Wedding of a Mr. Burger and Ms. King

By Carolyn Cox Apr 7th
Things We Saw Today: Falkor Is The Tastiest Luck Dragon In All Of Fantasia

By Carolyn Cox Sep 15th
Japan’s Burger King Introduces “Kuro Burger” With Black Cheese, Buns, and Sauce

By Victoria McNally Sep 11th
In the Future We’ll All Travel in Tubes, But Until Then, at Least Our Burgers Will

By Dan Van Winkle Dec 19th
TV Host Receives Hamburger Earmuffs From Amazon Instead Of T-Shirt, Entire Internet Is Better For It

By Victoria McNally Dec 18th
Someone’s Making All The “Burgers Of The Day” From Bob’s Burgers Because The World Is A Beautiful Place

By Victoria McNally Nov 23rd
The World’s First Lab-Grown Burger Got Eaten Today, Apparently Wasn’t That Bad

By Victoria McNally Aug 5th
Man Tries to Sneak Pet Turtle on Plane Inside KFC Hamburger

By Ian Chant Aug 2nd
World’s First Lab-Grown Hamburger Gets a Taste Test This Week

By Ian Chant Jul 29th
Charles Ramsey Doesn’t Want Your Charity Burgers

By Victoria McNally May 29th
A Bunch of Restaurants Promise Charles Ramsey Free Burgers for Life, Also Probably Artherosclerosis

By Ian Chant May 23rd
Synthetic Hamburger Patty Grown in Test Tubes Only Cost $325,000 to Make

By Ian Chant May 14th
Bread Cheese Double Bacon Cheeseburger Is A Cardiac Episode You Can Hold In Your Hands

By Ian Chant Mar 12th