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This is Not a Drill: There’s a Gundam Burger at McDonald’s

By Jun 15th
To Celebrate Riverdale, Netflix Gave Us Cole Sprouse Burger Porn

By May 16th
Things We Saw Today: Man Legally Changes Name to “Bacon Double Cheeseburger”

By Feb 28th
Watch Nick Offerman and Jimmy Fallon Totally “Lady and the Tramp” a Kielbasa

By Nov 10th
Red Robin’s Terminator Genisys Burger Reminds Us Robots Don’t Eat

By Jun 19th
This New Hamburglar Commercial Just Raises Even More Questions

By May 13th
But Why, Though? McDonald’s Reboots the Hamburglar as a Legit Creeper

By May 6th
To Ham and to Hold: Burger King to Pay for (And Cater?) Wedding of a Mr. Burger and Ms. King

By Apr 7th
Things We Saw Today: Falkor Is The Tastiest Luck Dragon In All Of Fantasia

By Sep 15th
Japan’s Burger King Introduces “Kuro Burger” With Black Cheese, Buns, and Sauce

By Sep 11th
In the Future We’ll All Travel in Tubes, But Until Then, at Least Our Burgers Will

By Dec 19th
TV Host Receives Hamburger Earmuffs From Amazon Instead Of T-Shirt, Entire Internet Is Better For It

By Dec 18th
Someone’s Making All The “Burgers Of The Day” From Bob’s Burgers Because The World Is A Beautiful Place

By Nov 23rd
The World’s First Lab-Grown Burger Got Eaten Today, Apparently Wasn’t That Bad

By Aug 5th
Man Tries to Sneak Pet Turtle on Plane Inside KFC Hamburger

By Aug 2nd
World’s First Lab-Grown Hamburger Gets a Taste Test This Week

By Jul 29th
Charles Ramsey Doesn’t Want Your Charity Burgers

By May 29th
A Bunch of Restaurants Promise Charles Ramsey Free Burgers for Life, Also Probably Artherosclerosis

By May 23rd
Synthetic Hamburger Patty Grown in Test Tubes Only Cost $325,000 to Make

By May 14th
Bread Cheese Double Bacon Cheeseburger Is A Cardiac Episode You Can Hold In Your Hands

By Mar 12th