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Maybe Trump Farting in the Courtroom Is a Strange Kind of Justice

By Apr 22nd
TERFs Are Melting Down Over Drew Barrymore Being a Compassionate Person

By Mar 14th
Things We Saw Today: Now You Can Take an Online Version of That Get Out-Inspired College Seminar

By Jan 26th
Little Girl Delights in Her Own Farts, Is a Role Model for Women and Girls Everywhere

By Dec 31st
Things We Saw Today: Remarkable Steven Universe Fan-Art

By Jul 28th
Not to Be Contained, Paul Rudd Farts His Way Through an Ant-Man Interview

By Jul 1st
Admit That You Like The Smell of Your Own Farts, and AsapSCIENCE Will Tell you Why

By Nov 11th
Things We Saw Today: Why Did Nobody Tell Me There Are Official Pacific Rim Bomber Jackets?

By Sep 1st
British Inventor Builds Giant Fart Machine, Will Point It at France

By Jul 23rd
Scientists Know How Black Holes Pass Gas at Super High Speeds, Eating Beans Finally Ruled Out

By Jul 7th
Review: Not Even Farts Can Save A Million Ways to Die in the West

By May 29th
Above Average’s “Gassy Walt Whitman” Is Our New Favorite Meme

By May 28th
Argue About Bread in This Week’s Geekosystem Podcast “Toast Sandwich Inflartion”

By May 27th
Fish Communicate Via Farts, Nature is Truly a Beautiful Thing

By May 26th
Study Examines Farting in the Workplace

By May 20th
Lenny the Gassy Cat Shows That Home Is Where the Fart Is

By Apr 10th
Today We Learned: Japanese “Fart Battle” Scrolls Exist

By Apr 8th
“The New Choobs” Dropped a Bunch of Fart Sounds Over Kylie Minogue’s “Sexercise” Video, and We Can’t Stop Laughing

By Mar 20th
Space Farts Could Be Silent But Deadly Astronaut Killers

By Mar 14th
Doctor Proctor’s Fart Powder Movie Has Norwegian Children Show off Their Fartbending Skills

By Mar 13th