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NASA WISE Mission Finds Millions of New Black Holes, 1,000 Superhot Galaxies For Good Measure
By
Ian Chant
Aug 29th
New Research Suggests Vast Methane Reserves Under Antarctic Ice
By
Ian Chant
Aug 29th
Marine Whelk Snails Are The Ocean’s Daddy Day Care, But Less Awful
By
Ian Chant
Aug 29th
Air Force Recruiting Nerds for New “Cyberspace Warfare Operations”
By
Ian Chant
Aug 28th
Thomas Edison’s Dry Cleaning Bill to Run $20,000
By
Ian Chant
Aug 28th
Oldest Bugs Trapped in Amber Found, Jurassic Park Still a Fantasy
By
Ian Chant
Aug 28th
Antibiotics in Pizza Meat Kill Off Helpful Bacteria, Can’t Touch Salmonella
By
Ian Chant
Aug 28th
A Hollow Earth Would Be Kind of Rad
By
Ian Chant
Aug 27th
Science Proves Sleep Learning Possible; “Learn French While You Sleep” CDs Still Useless
By
Ian Chant
Aug 27th
Report: Circumcising Baby Boys is Medically Beneficial
By
Rollin Bishop
Aug 27th
Ants Are Basically the Internet but More Harmful to Picnics
By
Ian Chant
Aug 27th
Study Suggests Energy Drinks Are Good for the Heart
By
James Plafke
Aug 27th
Bill Nye Bashes Creationism In Kindest Possible Fashion
By
Ian Chant
Aug 24th
Court Finds Government Allowed to Fund Embryonic Stem Cell Research
By
Ian Chant
Aug 24th
Totally Believable Researchers Claim Brain Area for Gullibility Discovered
By
Ian Chant
Aug 24th
Syracuse University Fake Volcano Puts Your 3rd Grade Science Project to Shame
By
Ian Chant
Aug 24th
New Chemical Compound Database Knows All the Reactions
By
Ian Chant
Aug 23rd
Soldiers to Get Bomb Resistant Camouflage Face Paint
By
Ian Chant
Aug 22nd
Fountain of Youth Treatment Turns Blood Cells Back Into Stem Cells
By
Ian Chant
Aug 22nd
New Theory Sees Big Bang Like Change From Liquid to Solid
By
Ian Chant
Aug 22nd
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