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3 Democratic Reps Test Positive for COVID-19 After Sequestering With Unmasked Republicans
By
Chelsea Steiner
Jan 12th
Donald Trump Goes To the Wrong Alamo in Metaphor for His Clown-Shoes Presidency
By
Chelsea Steiner
Jan 12th
After Massive QAnon Purge, Republicans Complaining About Losing Twitter Followers Are Telling On Themselves
By
Vivian Kane
Jan 12th
Lawmakers Want To Make Sure No School, Airport, or Anything at All Is Named After Donald Trump,
Ever
By
Vivian Kane
Jan 11th
Melania Chimes in To Reminds Us She’s Still Terrible Too!
By
Jessica Mason
Jan 11th
The House Has Its Impeachment Articles Written, Is Giving Mike Pence 24 Hours To Act Before Starting the Ball Rolling
By
Vivian Kane
Jan 11th
“I’m on the No Fly List? My Mom and Dad Are Gonna Be So Mad at Me,” Sobs Local Domestic Terrorist
By
Briana Lawrence
Jan 11th
Betsy Devos Demonstrates Her White Privilege Even in Resignation
By
Lyra Hale
Jan 11th
Google and Apple To Suspend Parler From App Stores After Capitol Insurrection
By
Chelsea Steiner
Jan 9th
Hallelujah! Donald Trump Is Banned From Twitter!
By
Chelsea Steiner
Jan 9th
Things We Saw Today: Lindsey Graham Is Getting Exactly What He Deserves
By
Vivian Kane
Jan 8th
These Mass Staffer Resignations Are Actually an Act of Loyalty To Donald Trump
By
Vivian Kane
Jan 8th
White People Denying How White the Storming of the Capitol Was Contributes to Why We’re in This Mess
By
Briana Lawrence
Jan 8th
TIL Members of Congress Can Be Disciplined With a Giant Mace
By
Vivian Kane
Jan 7th
Mick Foley Wants Donald Trump Out of WWE Hall of Fame
By
Princess Weekes
Jan 7th
Trump Staffers Resign in Protest in Failed Attempt To Prove They Have a Conscience
By
Chelsea Steiner
Jan 7th
Facebook Suspends Trump’s Account Indenfinitely
By
Jessica Mason
Jan 7th
Eddie Izzard Defending J.K. Rowling Isn’t the Energy We Need
By
Lyra Hale
Jan 7th
Donald Trump’s Disgraceful Message to Capitol-Storming Supporters: “We Love You. You’re Very Special.”
By
Dan Van Winkle
Jan 6th
Pro-Trump Mobs Have Stormed the Capitol in Attempted Coup
By
Kaila Hale-Stern
Jan 6th
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