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A Bat Could Fly Away With New Zealand’s Bird of the Year Award
By
Chelsea Steiner
Oct 30th
Ask the Mary Sues: The All-Time Best Halloween Candy Countdown
By
Chelsea Steiner
Oct 30th
Internet Dunks on Facebook for Prioritizing “Meta” Virtual Reality Rebranding Over Safety
By
Alyssa Shotwell
Oct 29th
Things We Saw Today: Internet Imagines Twitter in the DC and Marvel Worlds
By
Rachel Leishman
Oct 29th
“An Amount Has Been Paid to Assassinate You,” Says Scam Email That Reads Like an Enemies to Lovers Fanfic
By
Briana Lawrence
Oct 29th
Kimbal Musk, Elon Musk Continue to Compete for Worst Musk Award
By
Alyssa Shotwell
Oct 28th
Frighten Your Genitals With the Worst “Sexy” Halloween Costumes of 2021!
By
Chelsea Steiner
Oct 28th
New York Mayor de Blasio Dresses Like Spock, Says He’s Kirk, Keeps Annoying All of Us
By
Rachel Leishman
Oct 28th
Kellogg’s, While in the Middle of a Worker’s Strike, Faces Multiple Lawsuits About the Lack of Strawberry in Frosted Strawberry Pop-Tarts
By
Briana Lawrence
Oct 28th
Amazing
Dune
Memes You Need Little-to-No Context To Enjoy
By
Alyssa Shotwell
Oct 27th
Things We Saw Today: The Muppets Take On “Mr. Blue Sky”
By
Rachel Leishman
Oct 26th
So Chris Evans Is Attacking Us Emotionally With Piano Videos
By
Rachel Leishman
Oct 26th
When in Doubt, Do a TikTok Dance to “No Children” by the Mountain Goats
By
Rachel Leishman
Oct 26th
I’ll Take the Dum Dums, Smarties, and Jolly Ranchers That This Neighbor Feels Are Subpar Halloween Candy for Their “Affluent” Neighborhood
By
Briana Lawrence
Oct 26th
This KIT KAT Halloween Costume Lets You Break Away From the Group When You’ve Had Your Fill of People for the Day
By
Briana Lawrence
Oct 26th
Dave Chappelle Laid Out Terms for Speaking to LGBTQ Netflix Employees About Transphobia
By
Princess Weekes
Oct 25th
A New Contender Has Entered the Candy Corn Discourse With This Candy Corn Bratwurst
By
Briana Lawrence
Oct 25th
Insecure
Returns and Shakes Things up as Final Season Begins
By
Princess Weekes
Oct 25th
No, Sir, You Cannot Use a COVID Relief Loan on a Rare Pokémon Card!
By
Briana Lawrence
Oct 25th
Things We Saw Today:
Dune
Making Solid Numbers on Big Screen With Projection of $39.1 Million
By
Princess Weekes
Oct 23rd
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