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A 50-Year-Old Woman Competed In The Olympic Speed Skating Trials, Bow To Her [VIDEO]

By Sam Maggs Jan 2nd
Two Women Decide To Do Entire Olympics By Themselves, Make Us All Feel Lazy

By Noelle Micarelli Oct 30th
Female Athletes Were the Big Trending Stars of the 2012 Olympics

By Alanna Bennett Aug 17th
Things We Saw Today: A Drink That Looks Like Space

By Alanna Bennett Aug 15th
The Olympics Aren’t Yet Equal Between the Sexes, But They Want to Fix That in Rio

By Alanna Bennett Aug 10th
Witness: Patrick Stewart as an Olympic Ticket Scalper, With Ryan Lochte, Simon Pegg, and Maisie Williams

By Alanna Bennett Aug 10th
What Better Way to Honor Victorious Olympians Than to Put Their Penises On Display?

By Ted Johnson Aug 10th
Things We Saw Today: NASA Would Do A Better Job At Broadcasting The Olympics Than NBC

By Kellie Foxx-Gonzalez Aug 7th
People Upset About the Appearance of Olympic Athletes, Set Straight by the Athletes Themselves

By Alanna Bennett Aug 7th
Things We Saw Today: Synchronized Swimming is Charmingly Over-the-Top

By Alanna Bennett Aug 6th
Things We Saw Today: The Borg Assimilated A Wedding Cake

By Jill Pantozzi Aug 4th
Yes, Olympic Swimmers Do Pee in the Pool

By Ted Johnson Aug 2nd
The Archer Who Trained Jennifer Lawrence For The Hunger Games Competed In The London Olympics Today

By Jill Pantozzi Aug 2nd
Olympic Gymnast Elsa Garcia Rodriguez Blancas Used a Legend of Zelda Medley in Her Floor Performance

By Alanna Bennett Aug 1st
Dear World: Please Stop Caring What Gabby Douglas’ Hair Looks Like

By Alanna Bennett Aug 1st
Things We Saw Today: Our First Glimpse of Game Of Thrones’ Riverrun

By Kellie Foxx-Gonzalez Jul 31st
While You Were Sleeping: Dana Vollmer Breaks 100m Butterfly Record, and other Olympic Victories

By Kellie Foxx-Gonzalez Jul 30th
IOC Unsurprisingly Begins Removing Olympics Videos

By Rollin Bishop Jul 28th
8 of the Goofiest Things From the Olympics Opening Ceremony

By Alanna Bennett Jul 28th
Off With Their Heads! The Olympics Had Croquet Once, But Never Again

By Sui Ying Teoh Jul 27th