Witness: Patrick Stewart as an Olympic Ticket Scalper, With Ryan Lochte, Simon Pegg, and Maisie Williams

Do you ever wonder who exactly the people scalping Olympic tickets are? Ever sit down and ask yourself “Who are these people?” or “What were their childhoods like?” It’s an interesting question, but the answer for most of us is probably no. Still, Funny or Die‘s put together quite the humorous (and we’re assuming highly fictitious) take on the “scalper lifestyle,” featuring some recognizable faces as Patrick Stewart (Star Trek: The Next Generation, X-Men), Maisie Williams (Game of Thrones), Simon Pegg (Star Trek, Hot Fuzz), and Ryan Lochte and his grill (…The Olympics). And it’s pretty damn enjoyable.

(via Collider)