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Witness: Patrick Stewart as an Olympic Ticket Scalper, With Ryan Lochte, Simon Pegg, and Maisie Williams

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Do you ever wonder who exactly the people scalping Olympic tickets are? Ever sit down and ask yourself “Who are these people?” or “What were their childhoods like?” It’s an interesting question, but the answer for most of us is probably no. Still, Funny or Die‘s put together quite the humorous (and we’re assuming highly fictitious) take on the “scalper lifestyle,” featuring some recognizable faces as Patrick Stewart (Star Trek: The Next Generation, X-Men), Maisie Williams (Game of Thrones), Simon Pegg (Star Trek, Hot Fuzz), and Ryan Lochte and his grill (…The Olympics). And it’s pretty damn enjoyable.

(via Collider)

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Alanna is a pop culture writer who works as the Weekend Editor for The Mary Sue, an entertainment writer for Bustle, and a freelancer for everywhere. She has a lot of opinions about Harry Potter and will 100% bully you into watching the shows that she loves. Don't worry, it's a sign of friendship.