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Yet again, people (Matt Gaetz) cannot leave Sabrina Carpenter alone

By Apr 7th
‘We are adversaries’: A ‘Reacher’ heartthrob isn’t afraid to take on former classmate Matt Gaetz

By Feb 20th
Matt Gaetz tried to come for Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show. LOL

By Feb 10th
‘Trump’s first choice’: A former Republican Congressman is roasted for spreading pandemic misinformation online… in 2025

By Jan 4th
‘This didn’t age very well’: Elon Musk’s old Tweet ages like milk after Matt Gaetz’s ethics report is revealed

By Dec 24th
‘This is the kind of person Trump wanted’: Matt Gaetz’s ethics report reveals chilling details of abhorrent behavior

By Dec 23rd
‘Let’s f—— go!’: Matt Gaetz’s ethics report will be released after all

By Dec 18th
‘Rock bottom’: A disgraced Republican Congressman is now on Cameo

By Nov 26th
‘Too weird’: A disgraced Republican pundit hypocritically lashes out at Trump’s cabinet choices

By Nov 24th
‘CLOWN SHOW’: Trump is being brutally roasted for Matt Gaetz praise

By Nov 22nd
‘I just don’t think you can deal with allegations’: Republicans are eager to back Trump’s controversial cabinet picks

By Nov 22nd
Matt Gaetz withdraws Attorney General nomination amidst controversy

By Nov 21st
‘This is the dream team? Really?’: Democrats ruthlessly tear into Trump’s cabinet picks

By Nov 21st
‘Can’t make this s—- up’: Marjorie Taylor Greene threatens to expose other Republicans if they don’t support Matt Gaetz

By Nov 21st
‘No compelling qualifications other than loyalty’: 60 Minutes highlights Trump’s dubious cabinet appointments

By Nov 20th
‘Very focused on getting Gaetz’: New York Times journalist reveals Trump’s true intentions for Matt Gaetz

By Nov 19th
‘This administration is going to be joke’: Marjorie Taylor Greene is getting dragged for Matt Gaetz praise

By Nov 15th
‘F— you to America’: Former Trump White House lawyer flames Trump’s attorney general pick

By Nov 15th
‘Worst cabinet pick in American history’: Republican White House advisor ruthlessly slams Trump’s Attorney General pick Matt Gaetz

By Nov 14th
‘He is cooked’: New info tying Matt Gaetz to sex trafficking case somehow makes him look even worse

By Sep 20th