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“Lady-Friendly” Doritos Are the Latest in Unnecessary and Confusingly Gendered Products

The "lady-friendly" Doritos chip will be smaller in size, "make less of a crunch noise", and come in a packet that's "specifically designed to fit inside a handbag." 

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Things We Saw Today: White Canary and Supergirl Feature in “Seriously Super” Selfie

We've known about the epic four-show CW DC universe crossover for some time already, but the actors behind the capes and masks have been teasing fans with glimpses into all of the teams coming together for the past couple of days.

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Things We Saw Today: TMS Joins PAX East Games Journalism Panel

Exciting times were had.

You can check out the PAX East "How I Got Into Games Journalism" panel above, which featured Ashley Barry, Tanya DePass, Jillian Gorry, and, yeah, me.

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Target Troll Returns to Respond to Rainbow Doritos Outrage

If you're a junk food connoisseur like me, you've probably heard about Doritos' new, limited-edition rainbow chips out to support the LGBTQ community. Frito-Lay partnered with the It Gets Better project, so making a donation of ten of more dollars would give you a bag of rainbow chips, which also have an inspirational quote on the outside.

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Things We Saw Today: Jeopardy!‘s Alex Trebek Saying “Turd Ferguson”

Alex Trebek excels at embodying his buttoned-up hosting persona on the serious-minded show Jeopardy!, so it's always a treat to see him saying ridiculous phrases. In the above clip, a contestant gets him to say "Turd Ferguson."

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Avengers: Age of Ultron Branding Train Has Gone off the Rails With Ultron Yahtzee, Avengers Razors, and More

Super brands gonna brand.

"I'm gonna show you something beautiful: Everyone screaming... 'Yahtzee!'"

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December 5, 2014: The Day I Made Pizza Hut Cry

I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

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Frito-Lay Announces Locos Tacos Doritos, Creates Rift in Space-Time Continuum

Do you know what Doritos Locos Tacos are? They're the taco shells that Taco Bell made after forging an unholy alliance with Frito-Lay, which is basically just a big shell-shaped nacho-cheese-dust-infused Dorito chip. Evidently, the two food giants decided that wasn't enough. They've decided to channel the Ouroboros of the ancient world: TodayFrito-Lay announced on the Doritos Facebook page the arrival of the Locos Tacos Doritos. Which are...Doritos Locos Tacos-flavored Doritos, which you can have in Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch flavor.

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Taco Bell Announces Doritos Taco Shells Coming Nation-Wide, has Already Made Millions of Shells

Careful readers will remember those Taco Bell tacos impregnated with Doritos flavored dust that we reported were popping up in out-of-the-way places across the U.S.. At the time, I was confident that the shells were real but that they would never be making a nation-wide appearance. They would remain a test-market curiosity, beloved by a few. However, that seems to not be the case as Taco Bell has announced that the shells will be debuting nationwide next month. What's more, they've already made millions of them to anticipate demand. Really.

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Make Your Own Doritos. Also, Gold [Video]

Ever want to make your own Doritos? Thought it was impossible? Well it's not, but it's very hard. This fan-made Doritos commercial will show you how, but there's no guarantees. You might end up with somewhat useless byproducts because, really, what good is anything if it's not Doritos?

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Mountain Dew and Doritos Cupcakes, Coca-Cola and Ruffles Cupcakes

John Rivers, of the 4Rivers Smokehouse in Orlando, Florida, is opening a bakery alongside his barbecue restaurant, dubbed the 4Rivers Sweetshop. Why is this bakery interesting, you ask? It'll be featuring such classic, all-American family favorites as Mountain Dew and Doritos cupcakes, and Coca-Cola and Ruffles cupcakes. You know, the kind of treats a loving family shares while huddled around the fireplace on a cold holiday night.

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Pizza Made From Pizza-Flavored Snacks

Oh, you know, just a pizza made out of pizza-flavored Doritos, pizza-flavored Pringles, pizza-flavored Combos, pizza-flavored Goldfish, and pizza-flavored hummus. Also, it turns out pizza-flavored hummus exists.

(via Obvious Winner)

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Taco Bell Reportedly Testing All-Dorito Taco Shell

Is America ready for a fast food encased in off-the-shelf junk food? The answer is, horrifically, likely yes, as a rumor circulating around various food blogs, indicating that Taco Bell is in the midst of testing a new taco shell made entirely from Doritos. In these chilling images from Grub Grade, the construction-cone orange nacho-cheesier shell can be seen in all its seductive glory. Sightings of the taco have come in from Toledo, Ohio and Wichita, Kansas. There is no official word as of yet about an nation wide invasion rollout of the cheesy chip shell, nor any information about what flavors will be available. Like the KFC DoubleDown, it's sure to grab some media attention, though I am more concerned about the precedent it sets. I don't think my mind could take the prospect of a Cheeto Burger or a Funyun Cobb Salad, but if the Dorito Taco is a success, who knows where it will stop? Since there is no hope of stopping this gastronomic train wreck, I'm hoping that TacoBell will embrace it and other recent stories on their food with a slogan along the lines of: "The Dorito Taco: 36% meat, 100% Doirtos." Read on and be horrified as a man braves the Dorito Taco, on film.

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