— Pizza Hut (@pizzahut) December 5, 2014
I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.
Your mileage may vary but it’s safe to say I’ve had a love affair with Pizza Hut since I was a young girl and they first arrived on the scene. We’d go there for the occasional family dinner, my grade school offered a slide on Fridays, and I participated in their BOOK IT program.
They had a BOOK IT alumni program recently and even though I’m still bitter I signed up but never got my free pizza, that had nothing to do with me telling Pizza Hut I don’t eat crust. You see, I saw they’re trying something new – a Doritos crust – and I could not have been less excited.
Anyway, I’ve apologized, hopefully we can both move on from this having learned something about ourselves.
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