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Kal Penn Criticizes Trump as a “Tiny-Fingered Vulgarian”

By Charline Jao Aug 22nd
Oh Look, It’s Another Guy Who Thinks the First Amendment Means He Can’t Get Fired For Saying Awful Things

By Vivian Kane Aug 11th
I Really Shouldn’t Have Read Stephen Miller’s Wikipedia Page

By Vivian Kane Aug 3rd
CNN Found an Excellent Workaround for the White House’s Camera Ban

By Vivian Kane Jun 24th
Gurl Bye: Kellyanne Conway Calls Anderson Cooper’s Eye Roll “Sexist” and We All Wish She Went Back Into Hiding

By Keisha Hatchett May 11th
Bill Nye Called Out CNN for Giving Climate Change Denial A Platform on Earth Day

By Marykate Jasper Apr 23rd
That Garbage Racist Congressman Just Doubled Down on His Garbage Racist Comment About “Somebody Else’s Babies”

By Vivian Kane Mar 13th
The Hollywood Reporter Stays on Brand, Features All Men on CNN-Centric Cover

By Keisha Hatchett Mar 1st
CNN’s Don Lemon Is 100% Over These Meaningless “Fake News” Accusations

By Vivian Kane Feb 20th
CNN Had One Woman and Eight Men on Its Women’s March Panel

By Marykate Jasper Jan 22nd
Things We Saw Today: Aziz Ansari Turned the SNL Studio Into a Nightclub in New Promo

By Jessica Lachenal Jan 19th
The Mary Sue Editor in Chief Jill Pantozzi Talks to CNN’s Brooke Baldwin About Our Big Decision

By Carolyn Cox May 19th
CNN Pulls a T.G.I.Friday’s, Inks Deal With the FAA to Launch Reporter Drones

By Carolyn Cox Jan 13th
CNN’s “In Case of Apocalypse” Video Supposedly Online for the World to See

By Dan Van Winkle Jan 5th
CNN Asks Tough Questions About The Nude Hacking Scandal, Like “Who Is This Four Chan Person Anyway?”

By Victoria McNally Sep 2nd
Marvel’s Black Widow #12 Cover Features CNN’s Anderson Cooper Because Of Course It Does

By Victoria McNally Aug 22nd
Bill Nye Argues With CNN Host and Heritage Foundation Representative Over Climate Change Impact

By Glen Tickle May 7th
CNN Is Upworthy Now and Everything Sucks

By Victoria McNally Jan 23rd
BuzzFeed and CNN Sitting in a Tree, Y-O-U-T-U-B-E

By Glen Tickle May 28th
Things We Saw Today: The Hobbit, With Cats

By Rebecca Pahle Mar 18th