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Actually, Greta Thunberg Makes Total Sense on CNN’s Coronavirus Panel

By May 15th
CNN’s Don Lemon Couldn’t Hold Back on Donald Trump’s Long-Standing Obsession With Barack Obama Anymore

By May 4th
Someone Get Donald Trump’s Press Secretary Some Aloe for This Serious CNN Burn

By Sep 5th
CNN’s Victor Blackwell Delivers Emotional Rebuke to Trump’s Insulting and Racist Tweets About Baltimore

By Jul 27th
CNN Keeps Asking Racists to Talk About Racism

By Jul 19th
What the Actual Hell Is CNN Doing?

By Feb 19th
Donald Trump’s Post-Midterm Behavior Is Out of Control, Even for Him

By Nov 7th
Donald Trump Can’t Stop Attacking Media Even in Wake of Bombs Being Sent to CNN

By Oct 25th
Trump Feuds With Watergate Reporter Carl Bernstein, Proving Irony Is Dead

By Aug 30th
Trump’s Fake News Awards Were Predictably Weird & Unsatisfying

By Jan 18th
Oh Look, It’s Everything That’s Wrong With Fox News Summed up in One Tweet

By Nov 2nd
Trump Team Is Mad CNN Won’t Give Credit (Already Did) for Trump Hurricane Relief Donation (He Hasn’t Made Yet)

By Sep 1st
Kal Penn Criticizes Trump as a “Tiny-Fingered Vulgarian”

By Aug 22nd
Oh Look, It’s Another Guy Who Thinks the First Amendment Means He Can’t Get Fired For Saying Awful Things

By Aug 11th
I Really Shouldn’t Have Read Stephen Miller’s Wikipedia Page

By Aug 3rd
CNN Found an Excellent Workaround for the White House’s Camera Ban

By Jun 24th
Gurl Bye: Kellyanne Conway Calls Anderson Cooper’s Eye Roll “Sexist” and We All Wish She Went Back Into Hiding

By May 11th
Bill Nye Called Out CNN for Giving Climate Change Denial A Platform on Earth Day

By Apr 23rd
That Garbage Racist Congressman Just Doubled Down on His Garbage Racist Comment About “Somebody Else’s Babies”

By Mar 13th
The Hollywood Reporter Stays on Brand, Features All Men on CNN-Centric Cover

By Mar 1st