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We Finally Got a Bacon Emoji! But… All the Women In the Workplace Emoji Got Rejected

By Jun 6th
Things We Saw Today: Sir Ian McKellen Performs Dramatic Recitation of T-Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’

By Jul 17th
Edible Mist Machine Lets You “Enjoy” All Your Favorite Foods Without Those Pesky Nutrients

By May 28th
Arnold Schwarzenegger Joins the Epic Meal Time Crew to Make a Tank cake

By May 1st
Bacon Was the First Thing Ever Eaten on the Moon, Obviously

By Apr 9th
Who Is Watching Netflix’s Original Series Rotisserie Chicken and Sizzling Bacon?

By Apr 1st
This App Wakes You up With the Smell and Sound of Bacon From the Institute for the Advancement of Bacon

By Mar 6th
Running Water on Bacon Means More Bacon and Less Shrinkage Apparently

By Feb 26th
Candy You Probably Won’t Get Trick-or-Treating Tonight

By Oct 31st
Eating Bacon Will Make You Live Longer (Because It’s Rich in Niacin)

By Sep 30th
Be Buried in Bacon Coffin After Dying at an Early Age Because of Your Love for Bacon

By Aug 29th
Bread Cheese Double Bacon Cheeseburger Is A Cardiac Episode You Can Hold In Your Hands

By Mar 12th
Your House Tastes Terrible, Now Go Wrap it in Bacon

By Jan 4th
Pig Genome Sequenced, Holds Great News For Human Transplant Therapies, Bacon Production

By Nov 14th
Ron Swanson Teaches Us How to Avoid a Bacon Shortage [Video]

By Oct 12th
My Arteries Hurt Just Looking at the 100% Bacon Burger Patty

By Jul 5th
Burger King Unveils New Bacon Ice Cream Sundae

By Jun 13th
Now We Know How Much is Too Much Bacon [Video]

By Jun 9th
Use Bacon To Solve Any And All Of Your Problems [Video]

By May 29th
Japanese Man Orders $80 Whopper With 1,050 Strips Of Bacon [Video]

By Apr 19th