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We Finally Got a Bacon Emoji! But… All the Women In the Workplace Emoji Got Rejected

By Maddy MyersJun 6th
Things We Saw Today: Sir Ian McKellen Performs Dramatic Recitation of T-Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’

By Charline JaoJul 17th
Edible Mist Machine Lets You “Enjoy” All Your Favorite Foods Without Those Pesky Nutrients

By Carolyn CoxMay 28th
Arnold Schwarzenegger Joins the Epic Meal Time Crew to Make a Tank cake

By Glen TickleMay 1st
Bacon Was the First Thing Ever Eaten on the Moon, Obviously

By Carolyn CoxApr 9th
Who Is Watching Netflix’s Original Series Rotisserie Chicken and Sizzling Bacon?

By Carolyn CoxApr 1st
This App Wakes You up With the Smell and Sound of Bacon From the Institute for the Advancement of Bacon

By Dan Van WinkleMar 6th
Running Water on Bacon Means More Bacon and Less Shrinkage Apparently

By Ashley BhehaspatFeb 26th
Candy You Probably Won’t Get Trick-or-Treating Tonight

By Glen TickleOct 31st
Eating Bacon Will Make You Live Longer (Because It’s Rich in Niacin)

By Sam MaggsSep 30th
Be Buried in Bacon Coffin After Dying at an Early Age Because of Your Love for Bacon

By Victoria McNallyAug 29th
Bread Cheese Double Bacon Cheeseburger Is A Cardiac Episode You Can Hold In Your Hands

By Ian ChantMar 12th
Your House Tastes Terrible, Now Go Wrap it in Bacon

By Glen TickleJan 4th
Pig Genome Sequenced, Holds Great News For Human Transplant Therapies, Bacon Production

By Ian ChantNov 14th
Ron Swanson Teaches Us How to Avoid a Bacon Shortage [Video]

By James PlafkeOct 12th
My Arteries Hurt Just Looking at the 100% Bacon Burger Patty

By Ted JohnsonJul 5th
Burger King Unveils New Bacon Ice Cream Sundae

By James PlafkeJun 13th
Now We Know How Much is Too Much Bacon [Video]

By Rollin BishopJun 9th
Use Bacon To Solve Any And All Of Your Problems [Video]

By Eric LimerMay 29th
Japanese Man Orders $80 Whopper With 1,050 Strips Of Bacon [Video]

By Eric LimerApr 19th