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Pennsylvania Woman Switched Out Her Fries at Wendy’s to Try Something New. Then She Looked Into the Camera: ‘This Is All I Can Think About All Day’

By Terrina Jairaj May 18th
We Finally Got a Bacon Emoji! But… All the Women In the Workplace Emoji Got Rejected

By Maddy Myers Jun 6th
Things We Saw Today: Sir Ian McKellen Performs Dramatic Recitation of T-Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’

By Charline Jao Jul 17th
Edible Mist Machine Lets You “Enjoy” All Your Favorite Foods Without Those Pesky Nutrients

By Carolyn Cox May 28th
Arnold Schwarzenegger Joins the Epic Meal Time Crew to Make a Tank cake

By Glen Tickle May 1st
Bacon Was the First Thing Ever Eaten on the Moon, Obviously

By Carolyn Cox Apr 9th
Who Is Watching Netflix’s Original Series Rotisserie Chicken and Sizzling Bacon?

By Carolyn Cox Apr 1st
This App Wakes You up With the Smell and Sound of Bacon From the Institute for the Advancement of Bacon

By Dan Van Winkle Mar 6th
Running Water on Bacon Means More Bacon and Less Shrinkage Apparently

By Ashley Bhehaspat Feb 26th
Candy You Probably Won’t Get Trick-or-Treating Tonight

By Glen Tickle Oct 31st
Eating Bacon Will Make You Live Longer (Because It’s Rich in Niacin)

By Sam Maggs Sep 30th
Be Buried in Bacon Coffin After Dying at an Early Age Because of Your Love for Bacon

By Victoria McNally Aug 29th
Bread Cheese Double Bacon Cheeseburger Is A Cardiac Episode You Can Hold In Your Hands

By Ian Chant Mar 12th
Your House Tastes Terrible, Now Go Wrap it in Bacon

By Glen Tickle Jan 4th
Pig Genome Sequenced, Holds Great News For Human Transplant Therapies, Bacon Production

By Ian Chant Nov 14th
Ron Swanson Teaches Us How to Avoid a Bacon Shortage [Video]

By James Plafke Oct 12th
My Arteries Hurt Just Looking at the 100% Bacon Burger Patty

By Ted Johnson Jul 5th
Burger King Unveils New Bacon Ice Cream Sundae

By James Plafke Jun 13th
Now We Know How Much is Too Much Bacon [Video]

By Rollin Bishop Jun 9th
Use Bacon To Solve Any And All Of Your Problems [Video]

By Eric Limer May 29th