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‘I believe this, it’s in their genes’: Donald Trump’s latest mumbo jumbo is a freaky peek into his ever-expanding grab bag of fascist-flavored foolishness

By Oct 8th
‘We The People?’: As Hurricane Milton ravages Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis has a master plan that we mere mortals just can’t comprehend

By Oct 8th
‘Definitely didn’t see that coming’: Will a heartbroken Kanye West now drop some decent music (for once in his life)?

By Oct 8th
‘Please give my wallet a break I’m begging’: After Stranger Things x ColourPop, this cosmetic collab will make your inner it-girl scream with bratitude

By Oct 8th
‘This is some handmaids tale type of none sense’: Spirit Airlines flight attendant’s misogynistic mayhem has left female fliers wishing for a parachute

By Oct 8th
‘She is literally 3 years old’: Mother’s absurd ‘protective’ measures transform tot’s look into an unsettling enigma

By Oct 7th
‘That’s Donald’s spooge’: Y’all, after blowing cars to bits, Marjorie Taylor Greene reveals her top-secret tonic for that ‘Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body’

By Oct 7th
‘Our objective is simple’: Auto industry giant shows its true colors after caving to right-wing keyboard warriors’ temper tantrum

By Oct 7th
‘Yes they can control the weather’: Marjorie Taylor Greene doubles down on unhinged conspiracy theory about Democrats and hurricanes

By Oct 7th
‘Karma has been on full savage mode in New York’: Rudy’s law license is dead, JLo’s tour is empty, Diddy’s new dig is an Island cell, and Eric Adams learns who is in-charge

By Oct 7th
‘Big bellies, little di*ks unite’: Elon Musk’s cringey ‘Dark MAGA’ cosplay births side-splitting ‘Dork MAGA’ roast-a-thon

By Oct 7th
Child influencer laws are gathering steam, but they don’t address the real problem

By Oct 6th
‘No one’s saving me tonight’: Diddy’s in deep doo-doo, and Tinseltown’s bigwigs are biting their nails

By Oct 4th
‘Meanwhile yours is making fun of you’: Trump’s twisted take on nirvana involves mocking a grieving ex-prez’s legacy while hinting that losing your life partner is the key to happiness

By Oct 4th
‘What kind of 1st grade idea is that?!’: Yep, JD Vance just claimed a little hardware store hocus-pocus is going to help with school boogeymen

By Oct 4th
‘I should be able to be in my home’: ‘Euphoria’ star calls out excessive paparazzi attention

By Oct 4th
‘Absolutely, I’d revoke it’: Anti-immigrant Donald Trump’s latest agenda includes a phantom bus ticket and a mystery destination

By Oct 4th
‘Your husband literally had Roe v. Wade overturned’: Melania Trump’s pro-choice abortion stance shocks the internet

By Oct 4th
Florida’s homeless law is cruel, dehumanizing, and not a justifiable solution

By Oct 3rd
‘I was so wrong:’ JD Vance’s pink tie is leaving debate viewers divided

By Oct 3rd