Get seven more and you could pull a sleigh full of anthropomorphic reindeer.
From the people who brought you that rubber horse mask the internet loves comes this real, purchasable Christmas ornament.Read More
Holy crap. Emily Mandelbaum is clearly some kind of satirical songwriting genius.Read More
Laxative company Dulcolax has partnered with ad agency McCann Healthcare Worldwide and production company The Visionary Group to push this turd of an ad out into the world. It depicts humanoid poops trapped in a prison waiting, presumably, for Dulcolax to come break them out? It bet this really gets sales moving again.Read More
If you find yourself not too busy between now and October 5, you might want to stop by the toilet exhibit at Tokyo's science museum. I say you might want to, because sliding into a giant toilet wearing a hat that looks like poop probably isn't for everyone, no matter how many books remind us that everyone poops. Definitely don't skip the singing toilet choir, though.Read More
We were excited to find out that the U.S. got its very own poop transplant bank—not just because poop jokes are a lot of fun, but poop transplants are an amazingly effective treatment for some nasty digestive bacteria issues. So why does the FDA have a
someone else's poop a stick up their butt about it? Because everybody poops, which makes it hard to regulate.
If you want to know what an animal was eating, check its droppings. Of course if you want to know what an animal ate tens of thousands of years ago it's a little harder. Poop doesn't really fossilize well, but a recent dig in Spain has uncovered Neanderthal coprolites (poop fossils!) which show their diet was different than we thought.Read More
$14. From Fashionably Geek. You know what to do.Read More
Millions of people contract diarrhea when traveling each year. At the very least, it can ruin your trip, but it can also pose a real health risk to some people. To help travelers avoid foods and drinks that could potentially cause diarrhea, the CDC has a new app that can identify potentially risky choices.Read More
What does the word "vibrant" make you think of? If your answer is "a swallow-able motor that shakes your intestines until they release their stranglehold on your fecal matter," then wow! Good job, weirdo! That's exactly what the motorized Vibrant pill is designed to
Pee and other human waste (poop) are a problem in space. Processing astronaut urine for useable drinking water is nothing new on board the International Space Station, but a new process can recycle that urine into both water and energy—and it's not just limited to space. We could all soon be generating pee-fuel.Read More