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  1. Things We Saw Today: 3-D Armor Dresses and Underwear for Your Everyday Battles

    You never know when you'll need to defend Conté.

    Etsy shop Mitmunk crafts eye-popping polyester-spandex dresses and underwear that use shading to create a 3-D armor effect. Now all I need is my lance!

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  2. Things We Saw Today: Tom Felton Makes A Kim Kardashian Hair Change All About Draco

    A Kim Kardashian hairstyle change would not usually be considered a part of the TMS wheelhouse. But then Tom Felton went and jumped on the it-looks-like-Draco-Malfoy bandwagon and, well. We just can't pass up the opportunity to point out that, yes, Kim Kardashian is definitely a Slytherin, and I do not mean that as a bad thing. Kanye, however, is still up for debate.

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  3. You Can Make $13,000 a Year by Selling Your Poop!

    Also known as "blogging."

    OpenBiome, the poop transplant bank that we've written about several times with the hope of one day being best friends, will pay you to make donations on the regular.

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  4. Giant Sperm Whale Unleashes Secret Defense Technique “Poonado” on Photographers

    If it's under water, is it a waterspoop? Poo vortex?

    How did the sperm whale get to be the world's largest toothed predator with a name that probably got it mercilessly bullied and picked on by the Earth's other animals, you ask? It could be that no one wants to eat anything while surrounded by a cloud of whale waste.

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  5. Bill Gates Will Make Us All Drink Poop Water for Science, Starting With Jimmy Fallon

    Water doesn't just grow on trees, you know.

    Clean water is a big problem in underdeveloped areas of the world, and Bill Gates has a solution: poop water.

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  6. Things We Saw Today: Santaur

    Get seven more and you could pull a sleigh full of anthropomorphic reindeer.

    From the people who brought you that rubber horse mask the internet loves comes this real, purchasable Christmas ornament.

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  7. Little Girl’s “Let Me Poop” Frozen Cover Is the Most Inspiring Thing I’ve Seen All Week

    Stand down, Weird Al. Sorry, Idina.

    Holy crap. Emily Mandelbaum is clearly some kind of satirical songwriting genius.

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  8. Dulcolax Drops an Ad With Poop People in Butt Jail

    It's good to see Gloppy is still getting work after the Candyland redesign.

    Laxative company Dulcolax has partnered with ad agency McCann Healthcare Worldwide and production company The Visionary Group to push this turd of an ad out into the world. It depicts humanoid poops trapped in a prison waiting, presumably, for Dulcolax to come break them out? It bet this really gets sales moving again.

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  9. Slide Into a Giant Toilet in Tokyo’s New Toilet Science Exhibit

    You too, can become feces!

    If you find yourself not too busy between now and October 5, you might want to stop by the toilet exhibit at Tokyo's science museum. I say you might want to, because sliding into a giant toilet wearing a hat that looks like poop probably isn't for everyone, no matter how many books remind us that everyone poops. Definitely don't skip the singing toilet choir, though.

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  10. FDA Is Causing Poop Transplants to Get All Backed Up

    They really have to get their shit together.

    We were excited to find out that the U.S. got its very own poop transplant bank—not just because poop jokes are a lot of fun, but poop transplants are an amazingly effective treatment for some nasty digestive bacteria issues. So why does the FDA have a someone else's poop a stick up their butt about it? Because everybody poops, which makes it hard to regulate.

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