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  1. Bad Photoshop Theater Presents: 10 Movies Benedict Cumberbatch Hasn’t Been Rumored For


    Benedict. Cumberbatch. Is. Everywhere. Sherlock. Star Trek. The Hobbit. That Oscarbait biopic that's going to make you cry. And if he's not there, he at one point was rumored to be there, as in the cases of Star Wars, Doctor Strange, and Batman v Superman. But there are still some movies that he hasn't been linked to, because even Mr. Working-On-10-Different-Projects-At-a-Time can't do everything. Here are ten of them.

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  2. Attention Once And Future Teenagers: R.L. Stine Is Back To Soiling Our Collective Pants With New Fear Street Books

    And this time, you'll have to buy them...with your own money.

    Where do we live? Fear Street! When do we live there? Now, and for the rest of eternity, perpetually trapped between the world of living teenagers and the damned!

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  3. Studios Release New Mad Max, Goosebumps, and Jupiter Ascending Pics, Everything Is Bald Charlize Theron

    Charlize Theron is Charlize The-BOMB.

    Goosebumps, Mad Max: Fury Road, and Jupiter Ascending will all be on deck at San Diego Comic-Con, kicking off tomorrow, so their respective studios have seen fit to release some new pics to get things going. Really, can you have too much bald, dangerous-looking Charlize Theron? The answer is no. Sorry, Tom Hardy. You've been upstaged.

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  4. Calling All Creeps! The First Images of Jack Black as R.L. Stine in Goosebumps Are Here

    Let the nostalgia commence!

    Goosebumps stars Jack Black as as a Young Adult horror author plagued by demons and an evil ventriloquist dummy—which is a fairly tame synopsis, considering the wackiness of the books.

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  5. We’re Gonna Need Someone To Buy Us All of These Nostalgic Necklaces, Stat

    We'll just have to go on an Open World quest for all of them now, right?

    The dream of the '90s isn't just alive in Portland anymore, okay guys? It's also flourishing over at Von Trash Jewelry, where you can buy expertly crafted homages to your favorite 20-year-old video games, movies, and TV shows. Aw man, and I just got the Hey Arnold! theme song out of my head from when I used to watch it as a kid! It's gonna be in there for another 18 years, now!

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  6. Things We Saw Today: Super Captain Wolverine Man

    Things We Saw Today

    Quick! Get Hollywood on the phone! (via Geeks Are Sexy)

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  7. Things We Saw Today: If The Shining Were a Goosebumps Book

    Things We Saw Today

    Tumblr If It Were Stine imagines what classic horror movies would look like as Goosebumps books. This is my favorite, with Carrie as a close second. (Nerd Approved)

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  8. Oh, the Nostalgia: The Goosebumps Movie Gets a Plot, Maybe a Star


    Last time we heard about the Goosebumps movie Rob Letterman had been chosen to direct. This time around we have a possible star: Jack Black. But which Goosebumps character will Black be playing? Appease your inner child and hit the jump to find out.

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  9. The Science of Goosebumps Doesn’t Exactly Explain Frisson, But It Makes a Good Argument

    Ever had a sudden chill that made your whole body shake or hair stand on end? You've probably had goosebumps. No, not Goosebumps, the young adult horror novel series, but goosebumps, where your flesh reacts to the cold by literally producing bumps. The science of goosebumps as explained by AsapSCIENCE is surprisingly straightforward, but music chills, or frisson, is a little more difficult.

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  10. 5 Goosebumps Books That Would Make Terrible Movies

    Now that the Goosebumps movie has a new director, speculation is currently ongoing as to what exactly will be drawn from the vast franchise to congeal into a coherent script. Will they get wacky and dredge something up from the Goosebumps 2000 series, or the even wackier Give Yourself Goosebumps series? Even if they stick to the core 62 titles, though, there are still a bunch of those that would make incredibly awful movies. We've winnowed it down to five Goosebumps books that would make particularly poor movies.

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  11. Feel the Horror: The Goosebumps Movie Has a Director, Is Actually Happening

    If we got angry about this kind of thing we'd be angry all the time

    "I'm so glad my childhood is being honored with a Goosebumps movie," said no one ever. OK, OK, so that might have been a bit bitter of me. Unreasonably so, because in the great R.L. Stine canon I was never even really into Goosebumps. I was more a Fear Street kind of girl. But, though it may be difficult for me to remember at times, Sony Pictures' Goosebumps movie is not for people who grew up with Goosebumps. It's for the kids of today. And can we really begrudge the kids of today their own version of evil ventriloquist dummies and monster blood-eating hamsters? I can, but that's only because I don't like kids. Moving on… Meet Rob Letterman, your new Goosebumps director.

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  12. R. L. Stine Writes Friday the 13th Goosebumps Twitter Story

    To celebrate today, Friday the 13th, unluckiest of days, children's horror writer R. L. Stine has taken to Twitter to write a Goosebumps horror story over the span of a handful of tweets. He wrote the story for fans of The Hub, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the short story yourselves. Head on past the break to check out the story in full, where we've carefully put it all together so you don't have to read a bunch of separate tweets.

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  13. Tweeter Beware, You’re in For a Scare: R.L. Stine Tweets Horror Story

    R.L. Stine is probably best known for his young adult horror series Goosebumps, which graced the tissue-paper thin pages of Scholastic book order forms for most of the 1990s and early 2000s. What you may not know is that Stine is an avid Twitter user, and last week took the opportunity to tweet out an entire horror story, 140 characters at a time. It's no Welcome to Dead House, but it's a reminder that Stine is a master of brevity in storytelling. It also features a haunted kitchen, so there's that.

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  14. Things We Saw Today: A Cheerleader Wonder Woman Formation

    Things We Saw Today

    Well here's something you certainly don't see everyday. This photo is from a cheerleading competition in Russia and features the gals dressed up like Wonder Woman. Now if only they could have gotten teh guys to dress like Steve Trevor... (via DC Women Kicking Ass) Full steam ahead for all the other fun stuff we saw today! 

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  15. Vampire Jeff Goldblum Waltzes With Little Girl in Goosebumps-Based 90’s Videogame

    what is this I don't even

    Man, if someone had told me that in the '90s they made a Myst game based on Goosebumps books, I'd have... still not played it because I was scared of scary stories. If you want to hear the dialogue, you should probably turn the volume up, but we'll give you a hint as to what he's doing: he's being Jeff Goldblum. Just like he has been in everything he's ever been in. We started the video almost six minutes in, but no, there's really no other context in here. At least not any that would make you more comfortable with this situation. What you see is what you get. Oh, and stick around a bit until 11:30 for more Jeff Goldblum in a ridiculous robe action.

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