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Jared Kushner Roundly Mocked for Complaining About the NBA Strike

By Aug 27th
Why Do All of These RNC Speakers Have “The Honorable” Title in Front of Their Names?

By Aug 23rd
Federal Judge Rules Trump Must Turn Over His Taxes to Prosecutors

By Aug 20th
Donald Trump’s Tweet About Helping Women Gets Ratioed Into the Sun

By Aug 15th
Things We Saw Today: OF COURSE Trump Wants His Face on Mt. Rushmore

By Aug 9th
Trump’s New Executive Orders Will Drain Social Security and Medicare

By Aug 9th
Trump’s New Healthcare Plan Is … Obamacare?!

By Aug 8th
Twitter Roasts Trump for Claiming Biden Will ‘Hurt God’ If Elected

By Aug 6th
Trump Can’t Pronounce Yosemite Correctly in Latest Cognitive Failure

By Aug 4th
In a Shocking Move, the GOP Convention Will Not Allow Press

By Aug 2nd
Trump Claims He Will Ban TikTok via Executive Action

By Aug 1st
Donald Trump Thinks That All Women Who Live in the Suburbs Are Housewives

By Jul 23rd
Trump Blocks the CDC From Testifying at School Reopening Hearings

By Jul 18th
Former Heads of the CDC Pen Scathing Open Letter to Trump

By Jul 14th
Trump Commutes Roger Stone’s Sentence in Latest Assault on Rule of Law

By Jul 11th
Michael Cohen Is Going Back to Jail After Violating COVID-19 Release

By Jul 9th
Melania Trump’s Statue Burned Down in Your Daily Moment of Schadenfreude

By Jul 9th
Not Today, Kanye

By Jul 5th
The White House’s New Plan to Fight COVID-19 Is a Literal Shrug Emoji

By Jul 4th
It Will Not Surprise You to Learn That Donald Trump Was Verbally Abusive to Female Heads of State

By Jun 30th