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‘And why are PHARMACIES selling SEX TOYS????’: Outraged people on social media complain about nonsense yet again

By Jan 3rd
This Has To Be an Early April Fools Joke, Right? … Right?

By Mar 31st
Twitter Thinks This ‘Spiral Art’ Glass Christmas Tree Is Suspiciously Shaped

By Nov 14th
I Wish I Could Unsee This Mitch McConnell Sex Toy but at Least It’s for a Good Cause

By Oct 6th
Things We Saw Today: The ‘Futurama’ & ‘Yu-Gi-Oh!’ Crossover You Didn’t Know You Needed

By Sep 16th
Yes, THAT Prop From ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ Is Now Real

By Jun 17th
Broad City Sex Toys Are Now a Thing You Can Own

By Aug 9th
Here’s Peter Jackson Waving a Dildo Flag on Last Week Tonight

By Feb 16th
Things We Saw Today: Agent Carter Is Headed to Hollywoodland

By Jul 1st
Fashion Website Uses Disney Princesses to Endorse its Vibrators, Presumably Has Great Legal Team

By Feb 23rd
Crowdfunded Open-Source Vibrating Dildo Seems Like Ambitious Project

By Jan 15th
Things We Saw Today: Hasbro’s Replacement Play-Doh Penis Toy

By Dec 31st
An Update: Play-Doh Is Redesigning The “Extruder” Toy That Looks Like a Penis

By Dec 30th
Penis-Shaped Play-Doh Toy Ruins Christmas for Uptight People Everywhere

By Dec 30th
Well… Fleshlight Made That iPad Case a Reality (NSFW… Like… at All) [Updated]

By Jun 27th
Tech Perverts, Your Dreams Have Come True: You Can Now Design And 3D Print Your Own Dildo

By Jun 6th
Things We Saw Today: An Upworthy Translator

By Jan 24th
Never Lose A Sex Toy Again With This “Pleasure Products Organizer” Kickstarter

By Dec 20th
Jennifer Lawrence Talked About Her “Copious Amount” of Butt Plugs on Conan

By Dec 19th
The Mary Sue Received An Interesting Superhero Package In The Mail Today (NSFW)

By Sep 20th