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    Mr. President, Are You Building An Iron Man Suit: “Not Really. Maybe. It’s Classified.”

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    Things We Saw Today: Seid Ihr Das Essen? Nein, Wir Sind Die Grover!

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    In Which President Obama Name-Checked Mad Men While Talking About Equal Pay For U.S. Women

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    Tonight’s State of the Union Will Have More Social Media, Probably More Statiness and Unionness as a Result*

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    U.S. Navy Names First Female 4-Star Admiral, May Serve as Navy’s Second Ranking Officer

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    By Nov 26th
     
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    By Nov 16th
     
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    Twitter Users Call Out President Obama Because “Madder” Isn’t a Word, Except That it Is

    By Oct 22nd
     
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    Problems with Healthcare.gov Likely More Than Just Traffic

    By Oct 8th
     
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    This Website Tells You Whether or not the Government Is Shut Down, and Almost Nothing Else

    By Oct 8th
     
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    Obama Would Really Like Everybody To Chill The Heck Out About These Healthcare.Gov Glitches

    By Oct 1st
     
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    Full Story Behind the Elvis Impersonator Accused of Trying to Assassinate Obama With Ricin Is the Craziest Thing You’ll Read Today

    By Sep 30th
     
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    By Aug 23rd
     
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    Orson Scott Card Compares Obama to Hitler, Napoleon, Ceasar, Worried He’ll Use Urban Youths as Secret Police

    By Aug 15th
     
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    President Obama Awards Joan Didion, George Lucas, and More With Medal Of Arts And Humanities

    By Jul 12th
     
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    Barack Obama Follows a Porn Company on Twitter

    By Jul 7th
     
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    Here’s a Thing That Exists: White House Petition for Obama to Recreate Scene From The Incredibles

    By Jun 17th
     
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    By Jun 4th
     
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