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Is There a Llama Penis in This Children’s Corn Maze?

By Glen Tickle Oct 2nd
Guppy Genitals Have Claws, So… Yeah… Genital Claws

By Glen Tickle Jul 24th
Drugs are Bad, Kids: Ohio Man Found Naked With Part of Penis Removed, Blames Mushrooms

By Victoria McNally Jun 26th
Woman Dressed as Vagina Protects Man Dressed as Penis in Most Surreal Street Fight Ever [NSFW]

By Victoria McNally Jun 21st
How the Chicken Lost Its Penis

By Ian Chant Jun 6th
It Seems That NASA Has Drawn a Giant Penis on the Surface of Mars

By Ian Chant Apr 24th
True Facts About The Duck Are Surprisingly NSFW. No, Seriously.

By Glen Tickle Apr 22nd
Chubby Checker Would Like You to Stop Using His Name to Guess Penis Sizes

By Glen Tickle Feb 14th
Sea Slug Leaves Its Penis Behind After Mating, Grows A New One Later

By Ian Chant Feb 13th
Raid on Illegal Dog Slaughterhouse Nets 435 Dog Penises

By Ian Chant Jan 16th
A ‘Penis Worm’ Overturns Evolution Theory, Scientific Naming Processes

By Mike Epstein Oct 27th
New Fish Species Has Barbed Genitals, Natural Tramp Stamps

By Ian Chant Sep 28th
What Better Way to Honor Victorious Olympians Than to Put Their Penises On Display?

By Ted Johnson Aug 10th
Things We Saw Today: For Canada Day, Here Is Nathan Fillion As the Vetruvian Man

By Jamie Frevele Jul 1st