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Latest Olympics Stories
Two Women Decide To Do Entire Olympics By Themselves, Make Us All Feel Lazy
By
Noelle Micarelli
Oct 30th
Female Athletes Were the Big Trending Stars of the 2012 Olympics
By
Alanna Bennett
Aug 17th
Things We Saw Today: A Drink That Looks Like Space
By
Alanna Bennett
Aug 15th
The Olympics Aren’t Yet Equal Between the Sexes, But They Want to Fix That in Rio
By
Alanna Bennett
Aug 10th
Witness: Patrick Stewart as an Olympic Ticket Scalper, With Ryan Lochte, Simon Pegg, and Maisie Williams
By
Alanna Bennett
Aug 10th
What Better Way to Honor Victorious Olympians Than to Put Their Penises On Display?
By
Ted Johnson
Aug 10th
Things We Saw Today: NASA Would Do A Better Job At Broadcasting The Olympics Than NBC
By
Kellie Foxx-Gonzalez
Aug 7th
People Upset About the Appearance of Olympic Athletes, Set Straight by the Athletes Themselves
By
Alanna Bennett
Aug 7th
Things We Saw Today: Synchronized Swimming is Charmingly Over-the-Top
By
Alanna Bennett
Aug 6th
Things We Saw Today: The Borg Assimilated A Wedding Cake
By
Jill Pantozzi
Aug 4th
Yes, Olympic Swimmers Do Pee in the Pool
By
Ted Johnson
Aug 2nd
The Archer Who Trained Jennifer Lawrence For
The Hunger Games
Competed In The London Olympics Today
By
Jill Pantozzi
Aug 2nd
Olympic Gymnast Elsa Garcia Rodriguez Blancas Used a
Legend of Zelda
Medley in Her Floor Performance
By
Alanna Bennett
Aug 1st
Dear World: Please Stop Caring What Gabby Douglas’ Hair Looks Like
By
Alanna Bennett
Aug 1st
Things We Saw Today: Our First Glimpse of
Game Of Thrones’
Riverrun
By
Kellie Foxx-Gonzalez
Jul 31st
While You Were Sleeping: Dana Vollmer Breaks 100m Butterfly Record, and other Olympic Victories
By
Kellie Foxx-Gonzalez
Jul 30th
IOC Unsurprisingly Begins Removing Olympics Videos
By
Rollin Bishop
Jul 28th
8 of the Goofiest Things From the Olympics Opening Ceremony
By
Alanna Bennett
Jul 28th
Off With Their Heads! The Olympics Had Croquet Once, But Never Again
By
Sui Ying Teoh
Jul 27th
The Father Of Modern Olympics Won An Olympic Gold Medal In Literature
By
Sui Ying Teoh
Jul 26th
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