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Monkeys See Their Reflection & Immediately Check Out Their Butts Because of Course They Do

By Jan 9th
Jane Goodall And John Oliver Named Some Chimps On Last Week, Tonight [Video]

By Oct 27th
The Actual Odds of 100 Monkeys With Typewriters Randomly Outputting Hamlet: A Descent Into Madness

By Apr 28th
If You Give A Monkey A Banana, You’re Actually a Terrible Enabler

By Jan 15th
Monkeys Knocked Out Power Across the Country of Zambia, Prepare for the Monkey Revolution

By Jan 13th
Touch Screens Are Calming to Monkeys, Children of the World Unsurprised

By Nov 12th
Close To 500 New Species Discovered In The Amazon, Including A Purring Cat-Monkey

By Oct 27th
Research Suggests Altruism Doesn’t Exist, At Least in Humans and Primates

By Aug 14th
Being Friendly May Help Monkeys Survive In Harsh Conditions

By Jun 27th
Monkey Feet May Be More Common in Humans Than Once Thought

By May 30th
Being Middle Management Sucks For Monkeys, Too

By Apr 2nd
Rise of the Planet of the Apes? Monkey Mob Attacks Indonesian Town, Injuring Seven People

By Jan 30th
Say Hello to the IKEA Monkey’s Russian Cousin [Video]

By Jan 26th
Science Just Discovered a New Monkey; Meet the Lesula

By Sep 13th
Pigeons Have an Understanding of Numbers on Par With Primates

By Dec 22nd
Baby Monkeys Orphaned by Uninsulated Power Lines Are Tragic, Adorable

By Dec 16th
A Million Virtual Monkeys Are About to Produce the Works of Shakespeare

By Sep 26th
Geekolinks: 8/1

By Aug 1st
The Best Video of Nineteen Animal Species Auto-Tuned to Play a Song You’ll See Today

By Jul 30th
Today in Insane Rumors: Taliban Training Monkeys for Terrorism

By Jul 14th