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Daily Show Recaps Mitch Mcconnell’s Life in “No Lips, No Soul, No Problem”

By Lyra Hale Jun 24th
Mitch McConnell Suddenly Thinks Corporations Should Stay Out of Politics (Except To Give Him Money)

By Vivian Kane Apr 7th
Mitch McConnell Is “Concerned” People Won’t Go Back to Work If They Get Bare-Bones Unemployment and a $1400 Check

By Vivian Kane Mar 5th
Mitch McConnell Announces He Plans To Vote to Acquit Donald Trump and His Justifications Are Infuriating

By Vivian Kane Feb 13th
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and His Allies Are a Bunch of Hypocrites

By Lyra Hale Feb 9th
What’s Going on with Chuck Schumer and the Filibuster?

By Jessica Mason Jan 22nd
Mitch McConnell Is Getting Exactly What He Wanted

By Vivian Kane Jan 13th
“Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell” Has Such a Nice Ring To It

By Vivian Kane Jan 6th
Mitch McConnell Wants To Tie $2000 Stimulus Checks To Donald Trump’s Weird Personal Twitter Vendetta

By Vivian Kane Dec 30th
Things We Saw Today: Yep, Vladimir Putin Acknowledged Joe Biden’s Win Before Mitch McConnell

By Kaila Hale-Stern Dec 16th
Katie Porter Destroyed Mitch McConnell on Twitter for Hijacking COVID-19 Relief Negotiations

By Vivian Kane Dec 9th
Mitch McConnell Would Like You To Know He’s Perfectly Fine

By Kaila Hale-Stern Oct 23rd
Things We Saw Today: Twitter Would Like to Know What’s Happening With Mitch McConnell’s Hands

By Rachel Leishman Oct 21st
Mitch McConnell’s Ghoulish Laugh Will Haunt Your Dreams

By Chelsea Steiner Oct 13th
Mitch McConnell Is Afraid of a Debate with Amy McGrath Moderated by a Woman

By Jessica Mason Sep 29th
Mitch McConnell Silent on Donald Trump Because He Suddenly Decided He’s “Not Going to Critique Other People’s Performances”

By Vivian Kane Jun 2nd
Mitch McConnell Promises to End the Enhanced Coronavirus Unemployment Benefits Nearly 40 Million Americans Are Currently Using to Stay Alive

By Vivian Kane May 21st
“I Was Wrong”: Mitch McConnell Admits the Obama Administration Did Leave a Pandemic Plan, Which Trump Then Ignored

By Vivian Kane May 15th
Faced With Their Failures, Trump and McConnell Return to an Old Favorite: Blaming Obama

By Jessica Mason May 12th
Mitch McConnell Sends the Senate Home, Delays Vote on Coronavirus Relief Bill

By Chelsea Steiner Mar 14th