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Latest Mitch McConnell Stories
  • Mitch McConnell looks like his face is falling apart during a press conference.

    Mitch McConnell Is “Concerned” People Won’t Go Back to Work If They Get Bare-Bones Unemployment and a $1400 Check

    By Mar 5th
     
  • Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) walks to his office on the first day of former President Donald Trump's second impeachment trial

    Mitch McConnell Announces He Plans To Vote to Acquit Donald Trump and His Justifications Are Infuriating

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  • Mitch McConnell looks like his face is falling apart during a press conference.

    Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and His Allies Are a Bunch of Hypocrites

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  • Mitch McConnell looks like his face is falling apart during a press conference.

    Mitch McConnell Is Getting Exactly What He Wanted

    By Jan 13th
     
  • Mitch McConnell looks like his face is falling apart during a press conference.

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  • Mitch McConnell glares from under a mask.

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  • Putin acknowledged Biden's win before McConnell

    Things We Saw Today: Yep, Vladimir Putin Acknowledged Joe Biden’s Win Before Mitch McConnell

    By Dec 16th
     
  • Rep. Katie Porter appears at a congressional hearing via video

    Katie Porter Destroyed Mitch McConnell on Twitter for Hijacking COVID-19 Relief Negotiations

    By Dec 9th
     
  • Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell makes a stupid frowny face for reporters.

    Mitch McConnell Would Like You To Know He’s Perfectly Fine

    By Oct 23rd
     
  • Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) speaks during a press conference

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    By Oct 21st
     
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    By Oct 13th
     
  • Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) speaks during a press conference

    Mitch McConnell Is Afraid of a Debate with Amy McGrath Moderated by a Woman

    By Sep 29th
     
  • Mitch McConnell refuses to speak up. (image: Drew Angerer/Getty Images)

    Mitch McConnell Silent on Donald Trump Because He Suddenly Decided He’s “Not Going to Critique Other People’s Performances”

    By Jun 2nd
     
  • Mitch McConnell tugs at his face mask.

    Mitch McConnell Promises to End the Enhanced Coronavirus Unemployment Benefits Nearly 40 Million Americans Are Currently Using to Stay Alive

    By May 21st
     
  • Mitch McConnell makes a frowny face.

    “I Was Wrong”: Mitch McConnell Admits the Obama Administration Did Leave a Pandemic Plan, Which Trump Then Ignored

    By May 15th
     
  • Barack Obama does a facepalm.

    Faced With Their Failures, Trump and McConnell Return to an Old Favorite: Blaming Obama

    By May 12th
     
  • Mitch McConnell looking especially turtle-like in a close-up.

    Mitch McConnell Sends the Senate Home, Delays Vote on Coronavirus Relief Bill

    By Mar 14th
     
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    Here’s When You Can Vote Cowards Like Mitch McConnell and Susan Collins Out of Office

    By Jan 31st
     
  • Progressive Democrats of America holds a rally to urge action to

    Mitch McConnell’s Impeachment Rules Are Absolute Crap

    By Jan 21st
     
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