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Just Call Her Melania Antoinette

By Jessica MasonJul 27th
Melania Trump’s Statue Burned Down in Your Daily Moment of Schadenfreude

By Chelsea SteinerJul 9th
Everyone Had the Exact Same Reaction to Donald & Melania Trump’s Latest Photo-Op

By Vivian KaneJun 3rd
Melania Trump Mocked for Building Tennis Court During Coronavirus Outbreak

By Chelsea SteinerMar 8th
Melania Trump Roasted for Promoting “Healthy Online Behavior” in Wake of Trump’s Twitter Addiction

By Chelsea SteinerFeb 20th
Melania Trump Defends Her Husband’s Cyber-Bullying of Greta Thunberg

By Vivian KaneDec 16th
Let’s Hear It For The Teens! Melania Trump Booed at “Be Best” Event in Baltimore

By Brittany KnupperNov 26th
For Once in My Very Short Life, I’ve Said “Same” About Melania Trump

By Rachel LeishmanAug 26th
Donald Trump Comparing Melania to Jackie O Is an Insult to Jackie O

By Rachel LeishmanJun 14th
Twitter Is Very Divided Over a Thing Designer & Director Tom Ford Didn’t Actually Say About Melania Trump

By Vivian KaneMar 19th
Thank You, Stephen Colbert, for This Delightfully Depressing “Melania Trump” Christmas Special

By Vivian KaneDec 21st
Why Did CNN Publish This Angry Anti-CNN Op-Ed From Melania Trump’s Spokesperson?

By Vivian KaneDec 18th
Melania Wants Us All to “Be Best” This Holiday Season, But I Really Don’t Care. Do You?

By Chelsea SteinerNov 27th
Break out Your Tiniest Violin for Melania Trump, “the Most Bullied Person in the World”

By Vivian KaneOct 11th
You Can Now Buy “I REALLY DO CARE, DON’T U?” Shirts to Support Immigrants and Refugees

By Charline JaoJun 22nd
Melania Trump Wears “I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?” Jacket en Route to Meet With Kids in Detention Center

By Princess WeekesJun 21st
Why People Are Freaking out About Melania Trump Being “Missing”

By Kaila Hale-SternJun 4th
Melania Trump Wants Us All to “Be Best” and Yeah, the Internet Has Some Feedback

By Vivian KaneMay 8th
Why Do We Expect Anything From the Trump Women?

By Princess WeekesJan 4th
Things We Saw Today: The Internet’s Convinced There’s A “Fake Melania” Trump Standing in for the First Lady

By Kaila Hale-SternOct 18th