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Things We Saw Today: Is This What the Klingons in Star Trek: Discovery Will Look Like?

An extra from the Star Trek: Discovery set in Toronto posted a photo captioned, "Hanging out with my new Klingon Crew today." Is this what the Klingons in the series will look like?

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If This Man Can Build a Klingon Warship of 25,000 LEGOs, You Can Keep a New Year’s Resolution

In honor of Star Trek's 50th anniversary, superfan Kevin J. Walter designed and built a Klingon Bird of Prey from 25,000 LEGOs.

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Celebrate Star Trek with a Klingon Audio Tour of the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum

Well, that's bold.

To commemorate "Star Trek's" 50th anniversary, the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum restored the original S.S. Enterprise and included a Klingon audio tour.

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Things We Saw Today: Kit Harington Gets Historical, Knows His Bastards

Kit Harington knows things. Jon Snow, on the other hand...

Kit Harington did not sleep through history class, that is for sure.

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Things We Saw Today: Teleport Your Eyes & See the World From Your Bellybutton

why.

Today in "lol whut" we have a very earnest and very bizarre Kickstarter aimed at bringing you some majorly tweaked eyesight. World, meet EYEteleporter, which wants to teleport your eyes. Periscopes, man. Periscopes. I'm assuming the products do not come with the cat included in their image gallery. (via Kickstarter)

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Drink for the Glory of the Klingon Empire With New “Warnog” Beer

Does anyone know the Klingon phrase for "Let's get drunk!"

Want to get drunk like a Klingon? That's an option you'll have pretty soon thanks to the Tin Man Brewing Company of Eastville, Indiana and their new Klingon branded Warnog ale.

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For Your Consideration: The Worf of Starfleet [Video]

Make It So

Well, I know what's getting my Best Picture vote. Q'apla!

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Coca Cola Super Bowl Ad Parody Gets Even More Diverse With Klingon and More Languages [Video]

If we need a national language, I vote for Bear Attack.

Hey, remember when that Super Bowl commercial made people really mad by singing the national anthem in multiple languages? Neither do I, because "America the Beautiful" is not our national anthem. To make those people angrier, here's a parody version that takes a swipe at them with rejected languages like Klingon, Dothraki, and Dolphin.

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How to Resign Your Town Council Post: Do It in Klingon

To Boldly Go

If it's good enough for resigning your command post, it's good enough for the town council of Indian Trail, North Carolina.

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Somebody Translated “Never Gonna Give You Up” Into Klingon And It Is Astounding [Video]

Rickrolling a Klingon, however, is ill-advised.

This video's been making the rounds today, and it's so amazing that we'd be remiss if we didn't give it special attention. Something tells us, however, that of all the memes out there on the Internet, the Klingons would not be fans of rick rolling. More likely they'd prefer the Navy Seal copypasta. But this is great too, of course.

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Yes, Someone Has Translated “Never Gonna Give You Up” Into Klingon

this exists

God bless the internet. Does this mean that Rickrolling is coming back? (via: Nerd Approved)

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Learn How Dothraki, Klingon, and Other Conlangs Work in This Great TED-Ed Video

F'ing Conlangs, how do they work?

Dothraki, Na'vi, Klingon, and Elvish are all real languages. Well, they're real in a sense. They were created for the works in which they appear, but they work the way real languages do, and have even evolved past their initial creations. They're "constructed languages", or conlangs, and this TED-Ed video explains them beautifully.

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Official Illinois State Department Website Offers Klingon Language Accessibility

Make It So

Know any unemployed Klingons living in Illinois? Then you should probably go tell them their lives have become considerably easier. But since they don't have a word for "unemployed," you might have some difficulty explaining it, so bring a phaser in case things escalate.

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Sixpence None The Richer’s “Kiss Me,” Translated Into Klingon. You’re Welcome. [VIDEO]

Offered Without Comment

Thank you for this, Jen Usellis. (Improvised Star Trek via tipster Chris Rathjen) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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J.J. Abrams Says Dr. Carol Marcus Won’t Be Relegated To Love Interest In Star Trek. Gives Another Huge Detail Away.

To Boldly Go

J.J. Abrams hasn't been giving many details about Star Trek Into Darkness but he has said some interesting things about Dr. Carol Marcus. Oh, and he just happened to confirm whether or not we'll be seing the Klingons this time around. 

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This Is Gangnam Style in Klingon. ‘Nuff Said

Dear Internet,

A couple of weeks ago, we told you that you could stop making Gangnam Style parodies, because the Deadpool one was so clearly brilliant. You ignored our advice, Internet, and it turns out, you were right to do so. We regret the error. If you had followed our advice, the K-pop hit of the minute may never have been translated (oh, very roughly) into Klingon and given a Star Trek parody, and the world we live in would be a poorer one for that. Now, Klingon Gangnam Style is a thing, and one that brings us great joy. Forgive us for our hubris, Internet, and thank you for making our lives better with this. That is all.

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Gangnam Style, Performed By A Klingon, In Klingon

To Boldly Go

I'm not too hip to this whole Gangnam Style phenomena but this...this is impressive. In honor of the 25th anniversary of Star Trek: The Next Generation, Comediva put together a parody of Psy's hit but in Klingon. Yes, actual Klingon. Kristen Bobst made the translation and they got Felix Malmenbeck, an expert, to help with grammar. A Qapla' if ever I saw one. (via Comediva)

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Alan Turing Has an Official Monopoly Board. Here are Some of Our Other Favorites

Godfather of the computer age, Alan Turing, will be getting his face on some currency -- just not, y'know, real money. Turing's face will grace each and every bank note in the newly announced Monopoly: Alan Turing Edition. Based on a design that Turing played with friend Max Newman, the game, released by Bletchley Park Code Centre, where Turing did the codebreaking work that was instrumental to an Allied victory in WWII, is designed to teach players facts about Turing's life. Believe it or not, this Google-funded endeavor is just the latest of hundreds of bizarrely branded takes on Monopoly that are things that exist in the real world. You can get a look at some of out other favorites after the jump.

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Forget Klingon Opera, How About Klingon Rent

To Boldly Go

Yes. This was the day you began your morning by listening to "Seasons of Love" in Klingon. Sung, naturally, by Rachel Bloom, the Hugo Award nominated creator of "F*ck Me, Ray Bradbury." LupDujHomwIj luteb gharghmey, Rachel. (via The Daily What.)

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Damon Lindelof Doesn’t Want To Give Too Much Away About Star Trek 2 But Is That A Klingon?

KHAAAAAN

Producer Damon Lindelof, like everyone else involved with the film, has been tight-lipped about the details of the forthcoming Star Trek sequel but he recently did an interview with TrekMovie.com in which he talked about the film without actually talking about the film. He did, however, mention the first look of the film will likely be granted to the San Diego Comic-Con audience. There's also this pesky image from the MTV Movie Awards with director J.J. Abrams which may or may not feature a Klingon. 

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