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    Things We Saw Today: This Chain Mail Apron May Not Improve My Cooking, But At Least I’ll Be Invincible

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    Catholic Bishops Are Investigating the Girl Scouts Because They’d Rather Not Talk About What They Do With Boys

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    Rejoice, For the Girl Scout Cookie-Flavored Nestlé Crunch Bars Are Upon Us!

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    Suspects Arrested in Girl Scout Cookie Money Robbery (No Visible Scars, Though)

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    They Earn All the Badges: Girl Scouts Punch Thief in the FACE After Cookie Money Robbery

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    Things We Saw Today: Brave’s Princess vs. Classic Disney Princesses

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    The Girl Scout Cookie-Flavored Nestlé Crunch Bar

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    Things We Saw Today: Han and Leia As Pixar Characters

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    Girl Scouts Launch Their Leadership Campaign

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    Girls Scouts Not Allowed to Wear Their Uniforms to a Virginia Church for an Infuriating Reason

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    Things We Saw Today: Hermione Schooling Marvel & DC

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    Girl Scouts Represent Robot-Building Girls in the First Lego League

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    Girl Scouts Now Offering Lip Balms Flavored Like Their Cookies, If You Want That On Your Mouth All Day

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    Girl Scouts Develop Prostethic Hand, Now Patenting Their Design

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