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Republican Rep. Deletes Profoundly Embarrassing Tweet After Apparently Just Now Learning How Television Works

By Jun 17th
Fox News Viewers Were Paid to Switch to CNN for a Month & the Effect Is Encouraging

By Apr 12th
CNN Has Fired Chris Cuomo, “Effective Immediately”

By Dec 6th
New Documents Show CNN’s Chris Cuomo Acted as His Brother’s Strategist & Spy in the Face of Abuse, Harassment Allegations

By Nov 30th
Yes, 12 Gallons of Milk Is a LOT, but Let’s Talk About What’s Contributing to Inflation

By Nov 8th
CNN Fires 3 Unvaxxed Employees, Inexplicably Keeps Jeffrey Toobin on Payroll

By Aug 6th
Michael Flynn’s Family Says Video of Them Chanting QAnon Slogan Was Just, Uh, a Coincidence

By Jul 8th
CNN’s Brianna Keilar Takes Down Tucker Carlson: “He Is White Rage”

By Jun 26th
Jeffrey Toobin Back at CNN Less Than a Year After Exposing Himself To Colleagues on Zoom

By Jun 11th
Rick Santorum Doubles Down on Racist Native American Comments After CNN Firing

By May 25th
Finally! CNN Fires Rick Santorum After His Racist Comments About Native Americans

By May 22nd
CNN Is Going To Get Rid of Rick Santorum, Right?

By May 5th
Remembering That Time Jon Stewart Owned Tucker Carlson So Hard His Show Got Canceled

By May 5th
On Her Way Out, CNN Anchor Brooke Baldwin Calls Out the Male-Dominated Network’s Gender Imbalance

By Apr 8th
Kayleigh McEnany Responds To Accusation of Lying “the Way Most People Breathe” by Going on Fox News & Lying a Bunch

By Dec 29th
We’ve Reached Hot News Anchor Fancam Levels of Election Coverage Obsession

By Nov 6th
Things We Saw Today: CNN’s Poppy Harlow Shuts Down Trump Official’s Attacks on the Press

By Sep 28th
Here’s Everything You Need To Know About Donald Trump’s RNC Speech in One Incredible Fact-Checking Lightning Round

By Aug 28th
The On-Air Arrest of CNN’s Omar Jimenez Shows Racism & Censorship in Real Time

By May 29th
Actually, Greta Thunberg Makes Total Sense on CNN’s Coronavirus Panel

By May 15th