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Things We Saw Today: The Dancing Robots Are All Fun and Games Until They Murder Us

By Kaila Hale-Stern Jan 1st
Robodogs in Singapore Enforce Social Distancing in Our New Black Mirror Reality

By Chelsea Steiner May 9th
Meet Atlas, the Parkour Robot Who Will Enslave Us All

By Chelsea Steiner Oct 12th
Boston Dynamics’ Atlas the Robot Can Run, Jump, and Probably Murder Us All

By Chelsea Steiner May 11th
Boston Dynamics’ Housework-Ready Robot Looks More Like a Dinosaur Than a Butler

By Dan Van Winkle Jun 23rd
Watch a Real Dog Throw Down Against One of Those Creepy Robo-Dogs

By Jessica Lachenal Mar 1st
The US Military Thinks This Boston Dynamics Robot Is Too Loud to Use

By Maddy Myers Dec 29th
Santa’s Sleigh Now Pulled by Nightmare Robots; Good Luck Sleeping Christmas Eve

By Dan Van Winkle Dec 23rd
Boston Dynamics’ Humanoid “Atlas” Robot Now Stalks the Woods Like a Horror Movie Monster

By Dan Van Winkle Aug 18th
Boston Dynamics Unleashes Smaller, More Agile Robotic Terror Called “Spot”

By Dan Van Winkle Feb 10th
Robots Have Learned the Karate Kid’s Signature Move. It Was Nice Knowing You All

By Dan Van Winkle Nov 11th
Google Buys Boston Dynamics, Now Controls Horrifying Robot Army

By Sam Maggs Dec 14th
Cheetah Robot Now Capable Of Running On Its Own, Humanity Even More Doomed

By Victoria McNally Oct 4th
Boston Dynamic’s PETMAN Gets a Head, Looks at You [Video]

By Jeff LaSala Apr 5th
DARPA’s BigDog Gets a New Arm, Can Now Toss Around Cinder Blocks [Video]

By Ian Chant Mar 1st
Alpha Dog Robot Hears, Obeys Commands From Humans… For Now [Video]

By Ian Chant Dec 20th
Alpha Dog Learns New Tricks, Capable of Moving Somewhat Quietly Now [Video]

By Ian Chant Sep 11th
DARPA Cheetah Robot Faster Than Usain Bolt, Humanity Doomed

By Ian Chant Sep 6th
If This Robot Had Hands, It’d Brush the Dirt Off Its Shoulders [Video]

By Rollin Bishop Aug 20th
DARPA’s Creepy Robotic Humanoid Becomes a Stair Master

By Max Eddy Apr 15th