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Things We Saw Today: The Dancing Robots Are All Fun and Games Until They Murder Us

By Kaila Hale-SternJan 1st
Robodogs in Singapore Enforce Social Distancing in Our New Black Mirror Reality

By Chelsea SteinerMay 9th
Meet Atlas, the Parkour Robot Who Will Enslave Us All

By Chelsea SteinerOct 12th
Boston Dynamics’ Atlas the Robot Can Run, Jump, and Probably Murder Us All

By Chelsea SteinerMay 11th
Boston Dynamics’ Housework-Ready Robot Looks More Like a Dinosaur Than a Butler

By Dan Van WinkleJun 23rd
Watch a Real Dog Throw Down Against One of Those Creepy Robo-Dogs

By Jessica LachenalMar 1st
The US Military Thinks This Boston Dynamics Robot Is Too Loud to Use

By Maddy MyersDec 29th
Santa’s Sleigh Now Pulled by Nightmare Robots; Good Luck Sleeping Christmas Eve

By Dan Van WinkleDec 23rd
Boston Dynamics’ Humanoid “Atlas” Robot Now Stalks the Woods Like a Horror Movie Monster

By Dan Van WinkleAug 18th
Boston Dynamics Unleashes Smaller, More Agile Robotic Terror Called “Spot”

By Dan Van WinkleFeb 10th
Robots Have Learned the Karate Kid’s Signature Move. It Was Nice Knowing You All

By Dan Van WinkleNov 11th
Google Buys Boston Dynamics, Now Controls Horrifying Robot Army

By Sam MaggsDec 14th
Cheetah Robot Now Capable Of Running On Its Own, Humanity Even More Doomed

By Victoria McNallyOct 4th
Boston Dynamic’s PETMAN Gets a Head, Looks at You [Video]

By Jeff LaSalaApr 5th
DARPA’s BigDog Gets a New Arm, Can Now Toss Around Cinder Blocks [Video]

By Ian ChantMar 1st
Alpha Dog Robot Hears, Obeys Commands From Humans… For Now [Video]

By Ian ChantDec 20th
Alpha Dog Learns New Tricks, Capable of Moving Somewhat Quietly Now [Video]

By Ian ChantSep 11th
DARPA Cheetah Robot Faster Than Usain Bolt, Humanity Doomed

By Ian ChantSep 6th
If This Robot Had Hands, It’d Brush the Dirt Off Its Shoulders [Video]

By Rollin BishopAug 20th
DARPA’s Creepy Robotic Humanoid Becomes a Stair Master

By Max EddyApr 15th