Santa’s Sleigh Now Pulled by Nightmare Robots; Good Luck Sleeping Christmas Eve
Robots have been laying fairly low this Christmas. None of them have, for example, attacked restaurant-goers under the guise of romance—this year. No, they were waiting until the last moment to sneak up on us, and then BAM! Surprise! It’s mechanical nightmare santa!
“What makes Rudolph’s nose glow red?”
“That’s its laser targeting system, kid. GET DOWN.”
Is no one’s job safe from the robots?
Here, maybe this gift from a dear friend will help:
— Maggs Windu (@SamMaggs) November 16, 2015
(via Daily Dot)
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