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Monday Cute: Waddling Penguins Struggle With Mysterious Tricky Barrier

We are the penguins. Monday is the rope. May you be the one that gets across without catching its foot.

Previously in Penguins


Aaaaaas Yooooou Wiiiiiiiiiiiish

Prehistoric Penguins Were Giant, Still Couldn’t Fly

Paleontologists working in Antarctica have discovered the remains of a giant prehistoric penguin. How giant is giant, you ask?

6.5 feet tall.

That’s right. A six and a half foot tall penguin. Quick, to the time machine!


And All Was Right With the World

“Gay” Penguin Couple Will Be Reunited After Zoo-Imposed Separation

We here at The Mary Sue are big supporters of both the LGBT community and adorable animals. And this week, we were sad to hear that Buddy and Pedro, two male African penguins who reside at the Toronto Zoo and have been involved in a very loving homosexual relationship, were going to be separated so they can mate with other female penguins. However, the zoo has issued an update reassuring us all that come this spring, Buddy and Pedro will be reunited! Yay!


Things We Saw Today

Things We Saw Today: What Girls Want

We dispute zero parts of this. (via Blastr)


Stupid Human Tricks

New Probably Destroying Your Childhood Thing: The Teaser for Mr. Poppers Penguins


I’m the only one here who had Mr. Popper’s Penguins read to them as a child, aren’t I?


(via Screen Rant.)

Just Go With It

Penguins On A Plane [Video]

A plane full of passengers heading to San Diego got their own private Sea World show when a team of penguin handlers were allowed to let their charge, a South American Magellan Penguin named Pete, roam the aisle. A wise man named Joe Moore once said, “Its practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.” I have no idea who Joe Moore is, but he’s right. Penguins are way too cute to dislike.

(Daily Mail)