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  1. 46 oz. Can of Hi-C Ecto Cooler Shows Up on eBay, Sadly Cost Prohibitive

    Can you really put a price on nostalgia? This guy sure thinks so.

    Oh, eBay, what treasures you have. First, a $1,000 Crumbs cupcake, and now an ridiculously priced, decades-old can of Ecto Cooler. Truly you are one of the Internet's greatest wonders.

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  2. The Last Crumbs Bake Shop Cupcake Is on eBay

    Ayn Rand would be so proud.

    Sad news, friends: Crumbs Bake Shop has gone bankrupt and officially closed the doors on all their chain locations yesterday, leaving all of us cupcakeless and thousands of workers jobless. But at least somebody's looking to cash in on our collective misery. After all, if people were willing to pay $4 for a cupcake on the regular, they'll totally start the bidding at $250 eBay, right?

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  3. eBay was Hacked, Change Your Password and Blame Embarrassing Late Night Bids on Criminals

    Weird this Jar Jar mask has zero bids.

    Good Bad news, everyone! eBay was hacked, and they're saying passwords have been compromised. According to the company there's nothing that indicates any financial information has been compromised, but it's best to be safe and update your account before you end up paying for someone's limited edition Jem and the Holograms figurines.

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  4. eBay Won’t Let Desperate Canadian Town Auction off Whale Carcass for 99 Cents

    Sold to the man with the stump on his leg and maniacal glint in his eye!

    You can make a lot of dubious purchases online, but eBay has yet to jump the shark--er, whale. The town of Cape St.George, Newfoundland, tried an unorthodox way to dispose of a 40-foot rotting whale carcass decaying on their shores, but in spite of interest from bidders the online auction site has shut the whale sale down.

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  5. Sriracha Shortage Looms Again as Town Council Gives Factory an Ultimatum

    No, I'm not crying! These are just spice tears!

    Devotees of Sriracha are once again feeling the burn as the dispute between the city of Irwindale and hot-sauce maker Huy Fong Foods continues to heat up. The company received a "chili" ultimatum from the California town last night: stop stinking up our city, or we'll stop you ourselves.

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  6. Berlin’s Abandoned Amusement Park Now Available On E-Bay

    Wilkhommen to your nightmares.

    If you and your family of ghosts are looking for some new real estate to haunt, Spreepark--an abandoned amusement park in Berlin-- is now available on EBay for a mere 1.62 million Euros. That's over 223 million US dollars, and like, a billion boos in Ghost currency.

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  7. You Can Now Buy “The Force” on Ebay

    Come on, like the Force isn't a more integral character than "Hammerhead."

    From the people who brought you figures of Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen's charred remains comes a brand new custom action figure done up in the style of the old Kenner Star Wars toys — "the Force!" No collection in the universe is complete without it!

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  8. Batman, This Is The Tumbler Golf Cart You Deserve

    Holy Rusted Metal Batman!

    If that S.H.I.E.L.D. SUV wasn't quite up your alley, perhaps we can interest you in this one-of-a-kind Batman tumbler golf cart? RaysHollywood is currently selling this item on ebay for a "buy it now" price of $17,500 but you can make an offer if you're feeling bold. The tumbler golf cart once drove on the Warner Bros. set and parked next to the real tumbler, if that makes it more appealing. Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  9. Dream Come True: Own Your Own AT-ST (For Only 16k!)

    Just maybe don't take it to a forest planet, or anywhere with tiny angry bears.

    Admit it: your life is lacking something. Your backyard is just a little too empty. The lobby of your office building is just so bare. We both know what you need in your life: an almost-scale replica of an AT-ST that you can stand behind and yell "pew! pew!" at unsuspecting passers-by. Well if you've got £9,800 sitting around, today is your lucky day.

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  10. Robert Heinlein’s Bed Is Being Auctioned Off, Not Sure Why You’d Want That

    The man's a legend and all but... gaah.

    The Heinlein Society doesn't know what to do with celebrated sci-fi novelist Robert A. Heinlein's old bed -- every museum they've offered it to has refused to take it. So they've decided instead to auction the thing, which was designed by Heinlein himself for he and his wife Ginny, off on eBay. I mean, hey: do what you gotta, right?

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