You Can Now Buy “The Force” on Ebay

Come on, like the Force isn't a more integral character than "Hammerhead."

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From the people who brought you figures of Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen’s charred remains comes a brand new custom action figure done up in the style of the old Kenner Star Wars toys — “the Force!” No collection in the universe is complete without it!

That’s right, kids — this right here is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together. If you’ve got $13.95 to spare, live in the contiguous United States, and definitely “understand what you’re buying,” then you can have this one-of-a-kind novelty figure for your very own from eBay seller “Poopsfartberger.” Yes, with such a trusted name in Star Wars memorabilia at the helm, how can you possibly go wrong?

Note that midichlorians aren’t included, because they’re stupid.

(Poopsfartberger on Ebay via Topless Robot)

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