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We Have to Live With Knowing Meghan Trainor and Her Husband Simul-Pooped and So Do You

By Briana LawrenceOct 8th
Guggenheim Refuses Painting Request, Instead Offers Trump Solid Gold Toilet in Perfect Metaphor

By Dan Van WinkleJan 26th
Deleted Scene Reveals at Least One Beauty and the Beast Servant Became a Toilet

By Charline JaoJun 2nd
A TARDIS Toilet Called The “Who Loo” Just Touched Down In Bristol

By Carolyn CoxAug 27th
AsapSCIENCE Video Answers The Burning Question: Should You Hover Or Cover The Toilet Seat?

By Carolyn CoxJun 17th
Unicef’s Newet Mascot, Mr.Poo, Dances And Sings For A Good Cause

By Carolyn CoxApr 15th
Game of Thrones‘s Kit Harington Shares the Impressive History of His Family’s Porcelain Throne

By Susana PoloMar 24th
Sticker Set Turns Your Toilet Into a Sarlacc Pit

By Susana PoloMar 10th
Those Sochi Toilet Instruction Signs Aren’t as Unnecessary as the Internet Thinks They Are

By Glen TickleFeb 5th
Scientists Discover the World’s Oldest Communal Toilet

By Rebecca PahleDec 10th
The Best Part Of This Agent Coulson Toilet Seat Is That Clark Gregg’s Seen It

By Rebecca PahleNov 27th
Charmin’s Thor Joke Was Too Good for This Dark World

By Susana PoloNov 12th
Here’s a Very Polite Sounding British Woman Talking About Poop

By Glen TickleSep 17th
Things We Saw Today: Cat Doughnuts

By Rebecca PahleAug 16th
There’s Recycled Poop In Your Home! [Video]

By Victoria McNallyAug 5th
Oh Dear God No: Toilets Can Be Hacked

By Victoria McNallyAug 2nd
Second Carnival Ship Loses Power, Begins Poop Cruise II: The Secret of the Ooze

By Jeff LaSalaMar 15th
Japanese Company Introduces Smartphone Controlled Toilet [Video]

By Glen TickleDec 16th
One in Three Young People Are Updating Their Facebook Status While On The Toilet

By Ian ChantDec 4th
Muggle or Not, I Still Don’t Trust This Toilet

By Susana PoloOct 11th