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Woman hears something inside a Twisted Tea can, then discovers something that should ideally be in a toilet

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 11th
He Rushes Into a Costco Bathroom. Then Leaves in a Panic and May Never Recover From What Happened: ‘Call My Parents Like 20 Times’

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 19th
Micro Center Sponsors YouTuber to Make a PC Out of His Toilet

By Julia Glassman Aug 7th
We Have to Live With Knowing Meghan Trainor and Her Husband Simul-Pooped and So Do You

By Briana Lawrence Oct 8th
Guggenheim Refuses Painting Request, Instead Offers Trump Solid Gold Toilet in Perfect Metaphor

By Dan Van Winkle Jan 26th
Deleted Scene Reveals at Least One Beauty and the Beast Servant Became a Toilet

By Charline Jao Jun 2nd
A TARDIS Toilet Called The “Who Loo” Just Touched Down In Bristol

By Carolyn Cox Aug 27th
AsapSCIENCE Video Answers The Burning Question: Should You Hover Or Cover The Toilet Seat?

By Carolyn Cox Jun 17th
Unicef’s Newet Mascot, Mr.Poo, Dances And Sings For A Good Cause

By Carolyn Cox Apr 15th
Game of Thrones‘s Kit Harington Shares the Impressive History of His Family’s Porcelain Throne

By Susana Polo Mar 24th
Sticker Set Turns Your Toilet Into a Sarlacc Pit

By Susana Polo Mar 10th
Those Sochi Toilet Instruction Signs Aren’t as Unnecessary as the Internet Thinks They Are

By Glen Tickle Feb 5th
Scientists Discover the World’s Oldest Communal Toilet

By Rebecca Pahle Dec 10th
The Best Part Of This Agent Coulson Toilet Seat Is That Clark Gregg’s Seen It

By Rebecca Pahle Nov 27th
Charmin’s Thor Joke Was Too Good for This Dark World

By Susana Polo Nov 12th
Here’s a Very Polite Sounding British Woman Talking About Poop

By Glen Tickle Sep 17th
Things We Saw Today: Cat Doughnuts

By Rebecca Pahle Aug 16th
There’s Recycled Poop In Your Home! [Video]

By Victoria McNally Aug 5th
Oh Dear God No: Toilets Can Be Hacked

By Victoria McNally Aug 2nd
Second Carnival Ship Loses Power, Begins Poop Cruise II: The Secret of the Ooze

By Jeff LaSala Mar 15th