Skip to main content
SubscribeLogin
  • Twitter
  • News
  • Movies & TV
  • Books
  • Big on the Internet
  • Comics
  • Space
  • Gaming
  • About
  • Store
  • Twitter
mascot-5
The Mary Sue
SubscribeLogin
  • News
  • Movies & TV
  • Books
  • Big on the Internet
  • Comics
  • Space
  • Gaming
  • About
  • Store
Latest toilet Stories
  • YouTuber Basically Homeless sits on his toilet, which has a PC in the tank, and plays PC games.

    Micro Center Sponsors YouTuber to Make a PC Out of His Toilet

    By Aug 7th
     
  • Double Toilet SNL sketch

    We Have to Live With Knowing Meghan Trainor and Her Husband Simul-Pooped and So Do You

    By Oct 8th
     
  • Post image

    Guggenheim Refuses Painting Request, Instead Offers Trump Solid Gold Toilet in Perfect Metaphor

    By Jan 26th
     
  • Post image

    Deleted Scene Reveals at Least One Beauty and the Beast Servant Became a Toilet

    By Jun 2nd
     
  • Post image

    A TARDIS Toilet Called The “Who Loo” Just Touched Down In Bristol

    By Aug 27th
     
  • Post image

    AsapSCIENCE Video Answers The Burning Question: Should You Hover Or Cover The Toilet Seat?

    By Jun 17th
     
  • Post image

    Unicef’s Newet Mascot, Mr.Poo, Dances And Sings For A Good Cause

    By Apr 15th
     
  • Post image

    Game of Thrones‘s Kit Harington Shares the Impressive History of His Family’s Porcelain Throne

    By Mar 24th
     
  • Post image

    Sticker Set Turns Your Toilet Into a Sarlacc Pit

    By Mar 10th
     
  • Post image

    Those Sochi Toilet Instruction Signs Aren’t as Unnecessary as the Internet Thinks They Are

    By Feb 5th
     
  • Post image

    Scientists Discover the World’s Oldest Communal Toilet

    By Dec 10th
     
  • Post image

    The Best Part Of This Agent Coulson Toilet Seat Is That Clark Gregg’s Seen It

    By Nov 27th
     
  • Post image

    Charmin’s Thor Joke Was Too Good for This Dark World

    By Nov 12th
     
  • Post image

    Here’s a Very Polite Sounding British Woman Talking About Poop

    By Sep 17th
     
  • Post image

    Things We Saw Today: Cat Doughnuts

    By Aug 16th
     
  • Post image

    There’s Recycled Poop In Your Home! [Video]

    By Aug 5th
     
  • Post image

    Oh Dear God No: Toilets Can Be Hacked

    By Aug 2nd
     
  • Post image

    Second Carnival Ship Loses Power, Begins Poop Cruise II: The Secret of the Ooze

    By Mar 15th
     
  • Post image

    Japanese Company Introduces Smartphone Controlled Toilet [Video]

    By Dec 16th
     
  • Post image

    One in Three Young People Are Updating Their Facebook Status While On The Toilet

    By Dec 4th
     
More Stories
Most Popular
  1. Jack O'Connell in 12 Years Later: Bone Temple

    '28 Years Later: The Bone Temple' Review: A Perfect Entry Into the Franchise

  2. "Guys, I Said No": Tatiana Maslany Mocks the Made Up Rumors About She-Hulk's Marvel Return

  3. Oops! Trump wants Greenland, but Greenland does not want Trump or the United States

  4. You Can Mourn Dilbert But Let's Not Forget Who Scott Adams Was

You may also like:
  • Man walks into Hermes with no purchase history. That didn’t stop them from taking him to the VIP room: ‘Consumerismcore?’

  • Woman wants designer shopping bag but doesn’t want to spend $125. Then she finds out Aldi has a $30 dupe: ‘Target has one for $12’

  • ‘Please bring a sandwich and a chair’: Bride sends out her wedding invitations. Then she receives a shocking anonymous letter

  • Woman goes to her ‘favorite’ coffee shop weekly to study for the MCAT. Then a barista kicks her out for not buying anything. So who was in the right?

  • San Diego social media expert helps boyfriend become an influencer. Then he dumps her: ‘I truly thought we were building a life together’

  • Woman with $22 to her name orders croissant, coffee at birthday brunch. She wasn’t ready for the bill to be split evenly: ’It’s $118 each’

Tips
Tips

Have a tip or story idea? Email us. Or to keep it anonymous, click here.

© 2026 The Mary Sue
About Us
Advertise
Privacy
Terms of Service
Accessibility
User Agreement
Ethics & Diversity Policy
Corrections Policy
Fact Checking Policy
Ownership
Contact