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    Muggle or Not, I Still Don’t Trust This Toilet

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    Designers Compete To Be Bill Gates’ Choice for Toilet of the Future

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    Bill Gates Funds Project to Create Potable Toilet Water

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    The Incredible Hulk on the Toilet in a Mall, for Art

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    Today in Ridiculous Concept Toilets: The iPoo

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    E-Urinal Concept Analyzes Your Pee, Judges You

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    Over 10,000 Man Hours Spent Trying to Fix Aircraft Carrier G.H.W. Bush's 423 Toilets

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    "The Royal Data Throne," a Toilet Made from Circuit Boards

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    Finally, a Toilet Motorcycle

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    Cover Up Your Audible Shame With This Toilet Sound Blocker

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    Bill Gates Endeavoring to Reinvent the Toilet, Says Nothing About the Fate of the Wheel

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    Japan Makes Portable Toilet Out of Two Plastic Bags, Some Cardboard and Weird Tablets

    By Jul 6th
     
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    J.D. Salinger’s Toilet on Sale on eBay for $1 Million

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    Thanks, Internet: 180 Different Toilets Being Flushed, in Video Form

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    Finally: Admiral Ackbar Toilet

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    Meanwhile at DARPA: Nuclear Reactor Powered by Human Waste in the Works

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